Damien Bloodmarch

@sorrelbouquet

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I’ll mark it on my activity calendar ;)

(Damien gives Robert a big hug and smiles back) Hello, darling! It certainly is…invigorating, sometimes, and gives us the opportunity to dress exactly as we should. That sounds excellent! I believe we can find many cryptids.

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

haha its a date. get it? god im hilarious

(He hugs Damien back so hard he nearly picks Damien up off the ground) Yeah it really is sweater weather as the kids call it. Or I guess cape weather for you? More people should wear capes really. Actually nah, that’s your thing. Don’t need people stealin’ your thing. Man now that I think about it you really are basically Dracula. Maybe you were the real cryptid all along.

I do! I shall mark the pun down as well so I don’t forget :)

(Damien coughs a little and laughs) You’re so strong! It is indeed. It’s the perfect weather for those of us drawn to darker aesthetics. Thank you for the kind words, I’m so honored. We can both be cryptids, though.

I’ll mark it on my activity calendar ;)

(Damien gives Robert a big hug and smiles back) Hello, darling! It certainly is...invigorating, sometimes, and gives us the opportunity to dress exactly as we should. That sounds excellent! I believe we can find many cryptids.

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

feelin pretty manic today which means i can direct my energy at runnin around the woods like a demon, driving like a bat out of hell down the highway, or jerkin off so you guys should pick what i do

Well, driving is the worst option by far. We could take a nighttime jog through the woods together, if you should like to go that route. You can also do…other activities, if you want. That certainly isn’t harmful.

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

well hm i guess youre probably right about the driving and jerkin off is boring if youre not here so i guess im gonna become the cryptid ive always wanted to fuck. you should come over babes its gonna be a good time

Ah, well, thank you, love :) Same goes to you. I’ll be over in a minute, I just have to change out of this binder if we’ll be doing any walking or anything other than sitting or strolling.

...(Damien knocks on Robert’s door) I know you didn’t lock this, but I wanted to advise you of my presence.

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

feelin pretty manic today which means i can direct my energy at runnin around the woods like a demon, driving like a bat out of hell down the highway, or jerkin off so you guys should pick what i do

Well, driving is the worst option by far. We could take a nighttime jog through the woods together, if you should like to go that route. You can also do...other activities, if you want. That certainly isn’t harmful.

#At least I should hope not!#Robert Small

thats what we call kinda bad but mad respect anyway

haha unlike you i dont have to worry about hurting my knees! it all falls to future lucien and they can get fucked. (by mothman i hope?) i guess he might and i woudl respect him. however im pretty

#lucien post #robert small

its bi visibility day which i why i went to class draped in a bi pride flag. unfortunately, it was really hard to sit down in class. thats ok tho bc fortunately, i was leading a class discussion so i could stand at the front of the room

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

man you really wasted your one day of peak power a year on that crap? you shouldve skipped school and gone cryptid huntin with me. we could have found mothman. i could have fucked him. though i guess that would be awkward for you if you were there for that huh

i mean i did also go and get food afterwards but sadly today was a 90 minute class so i like, had to be there :///

that would’ve been fuckin rad dude !!! we still got time. also bold of you to assume i wouldn’t seduce mothman first. thats my ideal man right there

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

you never have to be anywhere you dont want to. seize your destiny

hey bitch i have seniority and i get to fuck the cryptid first. unless you wanna throw hands with your old man you have to wait your fuckin turn

god that’s so valid. however i wanna get this degree so i can do uh, whatever the fuck i’m gonna do with it,

i’ll throw hands with ya any day punk dad. i bet i’d win. however mothman is a gentle soul so i’ll respect His preferences. also i’m holding out hope that mothman thinks linguistics is cool

#lucien post #robert small

its bi visibility day which i why i went to class draped in a bi pride flag. unfortunately, it was really hard to sit down in class. thats ok tho bc fortunately, i was leading a class discussion so i could stand at the front of the room

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

man you really wasted your one day of peak power a year on that crap? you shouldve skipped school and gone cryptid huntin with me. we could have found mothman. i could have fucked him. though i guess that would be awkward for you if you were there for that huh

i mean i did also go and get food afterwards but sadly today was a 90 minute class so i like, had to be there :///

that would’ve been fuckin rad dude !!! we still got time. also bold of you to assume i wouldn’t seduce mothman first. thats my ideal man right there

#robert small #lucien post

its bi visibility day which i why i went to class draped in a bi pride flag. unfortunately, it was really hard to sit down in class. thats ok tho bc fortunately, i was leading a class discussion so i could stand at the front of the room

make ur me

uhhhh i think you might be able to. if you do that though its fine if u get me one of the Good Cupcakes ;)

i didnt even kin assign u that dad u kin assigned URSELF ……….. gottem. if u want furry check this out

edit i noticed i did kin assign u that. haha im not smart but its ok. im getting tastey grades

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

maybe if you’re nice i’ll think about it

thats just another dog thing. is that your furry form? where are all the dragons? or is everything just furries? cause that would be the worst video game ever

im showing you dog pokemon how is that not ultimate kindness

yeah thats my kin main id. even higher than my high school murder game kin assignments from ernest. which by the way fuckin slap

emjoy. Dragon. also theres a whole ass type thats “dragon type” !!

#lucien post #robert small

uhhhh i think you might be able to. if you do that though its fine if u get me one of the Good Cupcakes ;)

i didnt even kin assign u that dad u kin assigned URSELF ........... gottem. if u want furry check this out

edit i noticed i did kin assign u that. haha im not smart but its ok. im getting tastey grades

#robert small #lucien post

some of them are dragons. also some of them are dogs! but some of them are like floating garbage with top hats so i guess we can’t have everything. haha vape rights though.

wow u are such an advanced bi im still on a MAJOR dumbass stage. anyway i guess i dont need hot people when i have a dragon but im gonna be stuck on my stupid fucking fish forever before it becomes a dragon

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

oh. i didnt realize some of them were so weird. im not a nerd so i dont do nerd things like play pokemon, nerd. now gimme your lunch money

well duh of course i am, i already went to college and got my dumb hookups out of the way. also in what world does a fish become a dragon. i hate this. pokemon sucks

hell no that shits on my student id card and i dont want you buying shit at the school bookstore on me!!!! unless its a cozy sweater and also i dont pay for it. im easy to please

wow ...... i hope 2 learn ur ways in college. uh excuse you its actually REALLY COOL AND INSPIRING to think that a weakass lil fucker can be a rly powerful dragon !!! also u can be this darkness dog

#lucien post #robert small

some of them are dragons. also some of them are dogs! but some of them are like floating garbage with top hats so i guess we can’t have everything. haha vape rights though.

wow u are such an advanced bi im still on a MAJOR dumbass stage. anyway i guess i dont need hot people when i have a dragon but im gonna be stuck on my stupid fucking fish forever before it becomes a dragon

#robert small #lucien post

i try to love every pokemon region but it’s so funny how british people are u know, like that, and the fake evil team just likes ur rival. maybe ur rival is from somewhere uncolonized though that’s all i can think of???

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

i dont know jack shit about video games but if we’re hating on the british then fuck yeah ill join in

what the fuck is an evil team also

aw fuck yeah!!! i'll fill u in on the other pokemon drama it's chill

oh normally u have ur lil pokemon gang n then there are Bastards that try to steal ur lunch money or st. some of them are hot though it's pretty morally complex

#lucien post #robert small

i try to love every pokemon region but it's so funny how british people are u know, like that, and the fake evil team just likes ur rival. maybe ur rival is from somewhere uncolonized though that's all i can think of???

#this post is NOT PRO BRITISH #lucien post

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

(He laughs, although it comes out a little wheezy) I don’t think I can treat a literal infant the way I treat Lu. Val might hit me over the head if I do. (He looks up at Damien fondly) Of course I want you there. Sorry, I kinda just…I mean, it’s gonna be your grandkid too, y’know? Val already said she wants your input on names cause she doesn’t trust me.

Oh…I…you really. She really means that! Oh, I have a daughter! And a daughter in law, and a grandchild. I’ll help you all!

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

(He laughs again, leaning his head against Damien’s chest) Shit, I didn’t know you’d be this excited. You’ve always been part of my family, Dames. I’ll let the kiddos know. They’ll be happy.

(Damien absentmindedly strokes Robert's hair) I enjoy seeing young children…it makes me feel alive. Gives me hope. I…same to you, my love. You'll be my family as long as you can stand it. Oh! I do hope they are!

#robert small #//i'm the fucking softgay

yesthatisagoddamnknifeinmypocket

(He laughs, although it comes out a little wheezy) I don’t think I can treat a literal infant the way I treat Lu. Val might hit me over the head if I do. (He looks up at Damien fondly) Of course I want you there. Sorry, I kinda just…I mean, it’s gonna be your grandkid too, y’know? Val already said she wants your input on names cause she doesn’t trust me.

Oh…I…you really. She really means that! Oh, I have a daughter! And a daughter in law, and a grandchild. I'll help you all!

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