welcome to my twisted mistyfoot thesis

they • adult • main @gorsime • discord: erinhunter

[solitairedeere]

ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to get overinvested in "bad victims" in every form of media and get my heart broken by their endings over and over and over again

[sorreltail]

he looked back one last time. there was no final message to be read in such a brief look, only the knowledge that we saw one another, then blackfoot was on him again.

[sorreltail]

teaching myself renpy day 1 massive success . spottedmouse visual novel is within my grasp

[sorreltail]

I keep seeing bits from the darktails judgement preview and I wish I could enjoy it in the way others seem to be but I can't do it with the hamfisted writing. it's ok it's a book for kids I just don't think it's very good

spoilers below

"If you break that promise I'll teach Darkkit to hate you and to hate all the clans!" show don't tell. this isn't a super edition is it.just a novella. Hold on.

Ok. Never mind. I was about to give it some grace because the novellas tend to just be loredumps and they don't have much room to fit a lot of exposition and context. but google is calling this a Superlong Novel so I'm going to need it to take a little more care in setting this up. man why do I care I'm not gonna be reading it

[sorreltail]

Never mind fast car is The tawnypelt song

[sorreltail]

this chiiwarriors thing makes me feel ☹️👎 which is a shame as ive always liked showtune cockatoo. i expected better from a working artist than “i didn’t know and i didn’t check whether or not the artist of this thing i’m profiting off is ok with that” and “everyone’s work gets bootlegged there’s no stopping it so it doesn’t matter if i do it.” have a backbone man. reading through a whole twitter thread trying to justify it is so offputting.I think it’s just sometimes u fuck up and it puts u out of money and time and effort.

[sorreltail]

what if tigerstar is alive but in prison and he’s sending mail to his sons asking them to come visit him?

Write that down.write that down

[sorreltail]

lionpaw has groomed on roblox energy and ivypaw has groomed on discord energy i’m afraid… technically brambleclaw and hawkfrost were also training in the dark forest for a bit but i fear that was more like the equivalent of them becoming active on 4chan or something. grown ass men

I have Not figured out how im going to cover brambleclaw and hawkfrost in the dark forest because that was like so specifically by their father and being groomed toward a specific purpose but in my human au people can’t talk to the dead. so. im going to have to think about it but im considering having hawkfrost (and bramble for a time) be radicalised on 4chan boards dedicated to tigerstar. ashfurs going down the incel pipeline that much is clear. i cant think about ashfur without thinking about human au brindleface though and if i think about her ill explode into a cloud of smoke oh my god. I’m in so much pain. I just know that like 70% of thunderclan is gonna end up with designs that came about because i designed brindleface first without considering the family tree but i dont care. sorry ive gotten distracted what were we talking about

[sorreltail]

fast car tracy chapman mistyfoot just kill me

[sorreltail]

Banging my head against the wall

[sorreltail]

fast car tracy chapman mistyfoot just kill me

[sorreltail]

the dark forest is a group chat were the mods encoursge the apprentices to vent their troubles to them and share "funny memes" (they're gore)

the dark forest is a discord server :|

[sorreltail]

in my human au i think im gonna have lionpaw getting groomed by neonazis on,Roblox and twitter because i think his dark forest plotline is a fantastic example of nonsexual child grooming and abuse which would translate very well to cybergrooming but im also cranky bc i think timeline wise the three are born in the late 2020s-2030 so i cant have him be an 8 year old on OSRS and newgrounds and something awful which i think would fit better. ivypool era dark forest is more roblox grooming. but it just doesnt work with my timeline . I don’t even know how they’re going to be grooming kids into fascism online in ten years probably with some fucked up ai. this is why my warriors AU basically stops at into the wild/2003 .it’s only fun to focus on what’s happening before then

[sorreltail]

I think it is important that blue/oak and leaf/crow and silver/grey would not have happened if they’d grown up in the same clans. it’s a key part of halfclan romances that they arise as a manifestation of the desire for escapism by the cats taking part in them. i cry watching romeo and juliet and the tragedy of halfclan romance is the same it’s like the blood coming from a wound in society. and it keeps weeping and weeping because they won’t heal it. why are all the young cats in such pain and desperate to dissociate from their society you know let’s start there. im thinking too hard about warrior cats agwjn

[sorreltail]

swiftpaw is the ANZAC of the warriors fandom which i guess makes bluestar the British empire

[wildfane]

saw this going around so i decided to do my own 🐈

[maplegingertea]

Plot armor but you're not important to the plot, the plot just forgot you exist.

[sorreltail]

DON’T LOOK UP TO ME, I’M NOT AS TALL AS YOU THINK

i never posted this did i. well now im posting it. @lettucebettuce’s bitter medicine map ..i think it’s making me SICK ha ha ha. and it’s not even finished yet. it’s like cheese in a box with a stick bait to me i love when theres themes and parallels and women

[sorreltail]

this map is FINISHED and you can WATCH IT RIGHT -> HERE <-