be the good & the fun you want to see in the world

michelle/ her / bi / humanist atheist / leave the earth better than how you found it..with more laughter, love, compassion & justice

[onlyblackgirl]

Wakanda Forever - SNL

[onlyblackgirl]

“It’s like indigestion but racially”

[hypnotic-flow]

that part killed me

[modelsof-color]

Carissa Pinkston by Matthew Priestley

[sanders-aside]

[ruinedchildhood]

[galina-ulanova]

Diana Vishneva as Odette in Swan Lake (Mariinsky Ballet)

[dollargenesis]

when i die

me: wassup bro lol god: 7 HOUR compilation video of you hitting curbs while driving (VERY FUNNY)

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[modelsof-color]

Carissa Pinkston by Matthew Priestley

[einsteinofcats-deactivated20140]

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

[sweetwineandroses]

No wonder Hermione always got onto the boys for not doing their homework.

[cosmic-aria]

it’s honestly not even a foot and a half it’s just one sheet of paper. a foot is 12 inches. like dang if i had to only write one page long essays in school about cool magic shit then i would have been ecstatic.

[roachpatrol]

also 12pt times new roman— the standard assigned size and font for a lot of essay assignments— produces significantly smaller text than a muggleborn teenageer with a pen and ink quill would be able to manage on the regular, no matter how dedicated she was. ron and harry are frequently noted to be using large handwriting on unlined paper. their homework would have been about three short paragraphs if they were feeling studious. 

no wonder hermione was so fucking exasperated! muggle students their age would have strangled them. 

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[gaynehollander]

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

[ithelpstodream]

[sarahcamerons]

John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show

[slimetony]

in 2017 we’re replacing our cerebrospinal fluid with sierra mist

[c3po]

no idea what this means

[slimetony]

lemon lime spine

[mostlycatsmostly]

[gokuma]

Reblog the happy chubby cat for a nice weekend and good nights of sleep

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[1nd2rd3st]

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

[neverthere12345]