Jax

Your fave boy who's kind of obsessed with this band from Australia (and lots of other people)

[anarchosoupist]

hey if ur gonna experiment with drugs

because there are a lot of idiots in my school who have no idea what they’re doing

• do a lot of research on the drug you’re gonna do • stay the FUCK away from meth and heroin, seriously • if it’s a pill, look up the identification number on it to make sure it’s the drug you think it is • do not mix hard drugs with alcohol, especially benzodiazepines (ie xanax, klonapin, valium, ativan) • don’t do it for the first time alone • if the paramedics end up getting involved, don’t lie to them, you won’t be arrested they are there to help keep you safe and alive • don’t take any drug you aren’t completely sure about taking • again, stay the fuck away from meth and heroin. •if you are injecting something, use new, sterile needles and alcohol wipes.

[wtf-upickaname]

STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM METH AND HEROIN

[foreverthesickestsam]

Personally, I’m straight edge but I understand the want and need to experiment. Reblog to, quite literally save a life.

[toofadedtofight]

DO NOT!! DO. NOT. TAKE MDMA/ECSTASY ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS OR ANTI ANXIETY MEDS

I’m serious this is so so so dangerous, mdma and ecstasy both Intensely increase your serotonin levels, so on top of antidepressant or anti anxiety meds causes serotonin syndrome which essentially just sends your whole body into overdrive, quickly leading to death

[michaelcliffordisbeautiful]

and then they were all grown up

[sorryimjax]

uh hey yeah sorry can we maybe tone it the fuck down because i don’t have the emotional capacity that this post requires me to have

[ineffectualdemon]

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

[aconfusedbird]

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

[let-tyrants-fear]

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????

It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????

What the fuck??????

[countrygirlil2015]

Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓

[scaredykyleisgonnagosoon]

Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.

It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)

Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.

Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.

If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.

[systlin]

As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)

[arirashkae]

Hand to god we discovered this by accident when my husband was rubbing my neck and I nearly collapsed it felt so good

[blame-my-muses]

This post was sent by literal angels??? I’ve had a persistent low-level headache for nearly 24hrs and now it’s gone??? In 30 seconds? What gods did you sacrifice to for this information!?!?

[river-rider-with-cats-deactivat]

As a medical massage therapist, I thought I would give my two cents.

This is good for tension migranes and normal migraines, but actually pretty useless for sinus migraines. It’ll help for a hot second, but quickly come back. (These are usually the migraines behind your eyes, in your ears, and behind your forehead. Sometimes it can feel like jaw pain or TMJ) for sinus migraines, behind the ear in a divot. Press down firmly and pull towards your collarbone. That’ll drain your sinuses. Also, pressing around the eye socket on the cheekbones help. There is also a little triangle up away from the eye in the eyebrow bone. Press and hold pretty hard and that’ll relieve that behind the forehead pain. Also, ear pulling is great to help move sinuses around.

Don’t forget the temples too! Press firmly and hold. Open and close your jaw while holding your temples. It’ll feel weird, but it’ll help with jaw pain. It’ll work a similar way if you hold the jaw joint under your cheekbone.

And never underestimate the power of a foot massage!! Give minutes can be all the difference!! Our feet are our base. If they hurt even a little, somewhere else in your body will hurt. Treat your feet and sinuses kindly!

[thenudewitchofthenorth]

As a lifelong sufferer from frequent migraines I will reblog this everytime I see it, for myself and my fellow sufferers!!

[youngbloodluke]

calumhood: Name a better duo

[sorryimjax]

its been like a year and a half since this picture was posted and im JUST NOW realizing the face in the fucking bush in the background

[claycaduceus]

FACT:

people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

[october31st1981]

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

[tacticalmoonbeam]

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

[solongloserse-deactivated201808]

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

[october31st1981]

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

[goodfellowsfriend]

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

[baconandmegz]

tea

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[tracknumber06]

Here we come 10.

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

BREAK THE POST

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[sorryimjax]

since every wdw account wants to post the same 7 pictures of Zach Herron... heres 10 more

[updates-5-s-o-s-blog]

New AltPress cover without retouching!

[sorryimjax]

5sos??? being publicly recognized as a pop punk band??? rare. wow. an achievement. truly. finally the public knows what they’re fucking talking about.

[5sos]

charliegirl02: What are the stupidest/most annoying nicknames you have for each other?

[sorryimjax]

Definitely one of the best things ive ever seen. Thank you ashton for bringing back the breadstick joke.

[tteokdorokimain]

okay but waking up on a sunday afternoon laying on calum’s chest with duke snuggled up between you is a concept im willing to die for

[tallaussies]

i know yall can relate

follow me on twitter:’(

[sorryimjax]

I am so sorry

If you follow me on twitter you probably see lots of huskies on your timeline. Now you will see lots of huskies on your dash. Im kind of in love with huskies.

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[ashtonirwinofficial5sos-deactiv]

Reblog if you love Bubble Bass from spongebob