The Heart of a King

julia. 28. i like things. (my sideblog: worlds-of-ink-and-paper)

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[kaijuerotica]

i need more fics to play with shane boasting about his ability in private vs acting super hockey player humble when he's on camera

[kaijuerotica]

shane texting ilya after a metros game like: im so fucking tired of carrying this entire team on my back like fuck sure we won tonight but i'd have had a goddamn hat trick if stevens hadn't been off fucking sides like at what point is it easier for me to be the only guy on the fucking ice at least then no one is gonna miss my fucking passes

shane 2 minutes later to the media: oh for sure it's a team effort, we all do our best to contribute 🙂

[swagsmeister]

a very happy hr season 2 filming day to all who celebrate

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[biteybeast]

[wendydoodles]

[depsidase]

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[guerrillatech]

[samshepard]

The concept of this concept originating somewhere that isnt england

[nateconnolly]

These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"

And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[tectonicarthur]

Also when being bred in captivity(this is done at my work and my job is to teach people about it) to get them to reproduce from the polyp stage of life, we have to intentionally cause them enough stress to reproduce but not enough to harm them. Lately we’ve done that by cleaning their habitat extra well, makes them think the word is ending

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

593.5

jellyfish

[shanesloverboy]

I think we forget that at the end of the day, Heated Rivalry is a story about two boys falling in with each other as they grow up. They both learned how to love from the other. They learned who they are together. They're childhood sweethearts in the purest sense of the word. They're just boys with crushes.

[upset-to-dead]

Dr. Lisa Hayes headcanons

Swore off jocks in high school and didn't care much for athletes until Wyatt showed up and was an absolute nerd

Played volleyball in high school and undergrad

Worked her way through med school but still had to take out loans

Initially refused to let Wyatt pay off her student loans, then opted for a set checking account to pay them off periodically so her credit score wouldn't suffer

Speaking of which, she has a perfect credit score

Was at first going into pediatrics but pivoted

She is the oldest of four girls

Is best friends with Harris, they could chat for hours

Picked Wyatt for Marry in Centaurs Fuck Marry Kill. Picked Ilya for Fuck because why the hell not. Killed Luca because "I think I could take him".

[shanyshko]

ilya in 2018 literally had a long distance girlfriend in canada named um. jane. none of you know her no you can't see a picture of her. really funny

[insomniac-arrest]

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of plastics is collapsing

[insomniac-arrest]

Our age of information is collapsing! *remembers generative AI, nods to self* our age of information is collapsing.

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.