[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[sycamorality]

mobility aids and glasses AND MEDICATION should be free for everyone

[thatsbelievable]

[m-malyar]

[our-flag-means-love]

a true dad friend.

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[pirateprincessjess]

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

[notaplaceofhonour]

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

[rhubarbspring]

(source)

[dancing-crow]

thank you yes, I did need this today

[san-sebastienne]

Baby: taking part in the ancient and beautiful art of dance

Parent: taking part in the ancient and beautiful art of not stepping on your baby while he’s learning to dance

[the-quasar-hero]

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

[softpyrate]

cat energy vs. dog energy

[dappermouth]

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

[frogayyyy]

[emotionallydevastatedandverygay]

look, you're very cool, and you wear leather, okay? so maybe you won't understand this. but everyone is worried, all of the time, whether they're interesting, or adventurous enough for you. and that BIZARRE little man over there likes you very much. and you like him. and if you can't get over yourself long enough to realize that, you're gonna end up another leather-clad, middle-aged sad sack dying in a puddle of his own piss!!!

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[merryfinches]

REMEMBER WHEN STEDE ASKED "AND WHAT MAKES ED HAPPY?"

AND THE ANSWER WAS "YOU"?

AND THEN THEY HAD THE SWEETEST KISS OF ALL TIME, AND STEDE SAID "YOU MAKE STEDE HAPPY" AND THEN THEY SMILED AND THERE WAS A LITTLE TEAR ON STEDE'S FACE???

[carouselcometh]

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

[fleethall-deactivated20251104]

trying to beat my hand back into drawing submission so here's ed in That dress

[penandinkprincess]

"try our new ai tool!"

i would rather sit my bare ass on las vegas asphalt at high noon in july fuck OFF

[amiya-shirou]

actually the way society hates both perverts and asexuals is kinda funny. Real "Anyone who thinks about sex more than I do is a porn-addicted degenerate and anyone who thinks about sex less than I do is a loser weirdo or a puritan" energy