[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[merryfinches]

REMEMBER WHEN STEDE ASKED "AND WHAT MAKES ED HAPPY?"

AND THE ANSWER WAS "YOU"?

AND THEN THEY HAD THE SWEETEST KISS OF ALL TIME, AND STEDE SAID "YOU MAKE STEDE HAPPY" AND THEN THEY SMILED AND THERE WAS A LITTLE TEAR ON STEDE'S FACE???

[carouselcometh]

Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!

[fleethall-deactivated20251104]

trying to beat my hand back into drawing submission so here's ed in That dress

[penandinkprincess]

"try our new ai tool!"

i would rather sit my bare ass on las vegas asphalt at high noon in july fuck OFF

[amiya-shirou]

actually the way society hates both perverts and asexuals is kinda funny. Real "Anyone who thinks about sex more than I do is a porn-addicted degenerate and anyone who thinks about sex less than I do is a loser weirdo or a puritan" energy

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 - “Mizumono”

[pisshandkerchief]

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

[weirdness-is-good]

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x01 - “Apéritif”

"I think that for Hannibal, it was love at first sight. He found that young man so fascinating and he knew right there that he had a future with him somehow." -Mads Mikkelsen

[captain-flint]

Can you see me now? You were always gonna realize what I am.

[sherlockig]

[swords-and-grimoires]

I looooove being a pirate 🏴‍☠️

Photos by Julie Floro on IG

[earring-stede]

He’s had a tough season, let him get some zzz

[tvgods]

widow's bay. s01e01.

[tzikeh]

Y'all need to be watching Widow's Bay. It's on AppleTV, but it's also other places, IYKYK, drop me an ask if you'd like to watch but don't currently have a way to do so.

[sharktooth-jacket]

sometimes get sad thinking about Ed going about his life pre canon. he is at his baseline so friendly and gentle and goofy but his reputation overshadows him and no one sees him. but don't worry Ed i see you. i see your tummy out under your cool outfit Ed. Ed i heard you giggling over trinkets

[glamaphonic]

stede "my pride and joy the library is free for everyone to use" bonnet

stede "my door is never locked and people can just hang out in my room whenever" bonnet

stede "gut-stabbed, fever just broken, clocking that ed is enjoying a ~fine fabric and immediately presenting him with his entire secret wardrobe for his enjoyment" bonnet

stede "bringing ed marmalade and bread up to the goddamn crow's nest" bonnet

stede "giving ed fancy clothes to wear to the fancy party" bonnet

stede "let me take this piece of silk that is clearly important to you and make it into a pocket square for you" bonnet

stede "making ed's tea for him just the way he likes" bonnet

stede "re-determined to put on the fuckery bcs he thinks ed's looking forward to it" bonnet

stede "treating ed to special little breakfasts every morning" bonnet

stede "arranging an entire adventure day so ed won't be bored" bonnet

stede is such absolute garbage at expressing his feelings verbally (Talking About It is for other people! everyone's enjoying ed's company and would like him to stay not stede especially particularly or anything!) but my god the man has acts of service coming out of pores 24/7

[bookshelfdreams]

#stede bonnet#he's not even fully aware that he says variations of i love you - please love me back every time#so when the crew accepts and likes him and ed does love him back clearly and openly he doesn't see it#and leaves them instead#he is so used to silence that any answer - even the most positive one- is too loud (via @cakeeatingwingedcat)