sosohomo

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[perfect-and-humble]

FBI agent: *sighs* not gay porn again

[ryanphantom]

me: accomplishes something actually productive

the fbi agent watching me:

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[gddr6]

[takes a single step out of bed after 8 hours of sleep]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

[determinate-negation]

this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>

[immortal-maschine]

it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.

[fallcaesar]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Being the gay cousin

[h3llraizer]

This entire video is me LMAO

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmfaoooo meeee

[coco-chip]

The fbi man behind my webcam whenever I reblog “fbi man who’s spying on me” memes:

[1995lahaine]

this is THE funniest thing i have ever read

[dilf-pickle]

when u ask a vers bottom if they wanna top:

[c3nric-deactivated20220627]

I HAVE NEVER FELT SO ATTACKED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[sosohomo]

Me: that horoscope meme is so lame jfc

Horoscope meme: Aquarius tastes like watermelon

Me: ur damn right i do

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[jayetylers]

[thecheeziersnack-blog]

[beariums-deactivated20151229]

gay update: getting gayer