A Clever boy and a Posh boy

Al Pal • 26 • Captain of the SS Johnlock • Dirk Gently • Merlin

[oldolonde]

A batch of early Tolkien Valentines to suit a variety of moods

[kaijuno]

Had to be there I guess

[pastabot]

i love my gf

[pastabot]

my GOOD FROG

[charmdog]

my heart says yes but my mom says no

[thebootydiaries]

me as a father: alright kids that was a fun movie but let's talk about why it was problematic. casey, you go first.

[psychoticbreak]

what the fuck?

[britpop-bowie]

i s t h i s t h e r e a l l i f e ?

[benhardypout]

Call an ambulance!

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Dumbledore owed him a favour so during the first year he suggested he take out a life insurance policy on Professor Quirrel that named himself as sole beneficiary

“You never know…”

One year later, he can afford new clothes and a haircut and he’s feeling like a whole new…hobbit?

I think he’s a hobbit

[anoriginalblog]

He’s either a half or quarter goblin iirc

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ahhhhh thank you! :D

[mitski-miyawakis]

[hey-rogby]

*smash bros’ announcer voice* BABBY

[kreuzader]

[elisaholmes]

Me and my Gay Ships

[matt-t-deactivated20160615]

[ithelpstodream]

[lostovae]

Wisdom teeth are so weird cause my body is like, “hey I know you are done growing but would you like some…MORE TEETH???? And I’m like, “hell no, theres no room,” but then my body is still like *slamming fists on table* “more teeth! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! MORE TEETH! M O R E T E E T H”

[freakinfishtank]

Oh there’s no room? That’s fine we’ll just gRoW TheM IN FuvKiNg SIDEWAYS

[fagsexuality-deactivated2019090]

me as a defence attorney: [mouthing ‘girl this is bullshit’ to the judge as the prosecutor talks]

judge: [shaking her head and mouthing ‘I know baby’]

[bifacts]

Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.

[ryanphantom]

me: accomplishes something actually productive

the fbi agent watching me: