So This Happened.

Oh great, another middle-class white millennial making comics about herself. Updates Mondays.

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Hell hath no fury like a woman woken up too goddamn early by this shit.

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You’d think nine years of swim team would have taught me something. 

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You win this round, spider.

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This would be less embarrassing if it hadn’t happened more than once.

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To be fair, I think the squirrel was more surprised than I was.

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I didn’t actually kick her, of course, but with the way she whined and pouted to be let back up on the couch, you’d sure think I did.

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My utter disdain for jumpsuits isn’t legendary, but it should be.

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I am not known for my self-control.

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To be fair, my GPS sometimes thinks I’m in the middle of the ocean.

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My roommate is a San Francisco native. I think she finds my lack of directional sense amusing.

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Sailor Moon Drops will be the death of me. It's okay, Pokemon GO will kill my boyfriend first.

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So this happened.