The two most romantic lines in cinema history are "As you wish" from the Princess Bride and "I can fix that" from Holes.

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The two most romantic lines in cinema history are "As you wish" from the Princess Bride and "I can fix that" from Holes.
blizzard if they locked the fuck in for a mlp collab
i feel crazy that ppl are assigning mlp characters to ow characters completely forgetting a giant chunk of pinkie pie's backstory is about rocks. guess what other character exists that has a lot to do with rocks that is bubbly and silly. Come on guys Open your minds
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punch out wolf pack 🥹
yes I DID make all of these like the massive chud i am
minor circuit....
major circuit....
world circuit....
and finally Little Mac and Doc Louis (also included the ref one too just because...)
Would these Punch Out!! Wii characters have Instagram
Little Mac - has an account with a dog as his pfp and like 17 followers
Doc Louis- yes, posts motivational content and forces Little Mac to make cringy videos with him, has like 2k-3k followers
Glass Joe- Either has 100k followers or like 1. might’ve posted a few videos and had girls thirsting over him, could definitely see him mostly posting food content like going to little bakeries and coffee shops
Von Kaiser- hell no. doesn’t even know how to work an iphone probably has a flip phone. made a video with joe one time that went viral
Disco Kid- yes and probably has 10k followers. is a niche fashion microcelebrity who’s main viral videos are breakdancing, skating, boxing, etc
King Hippo- i doubt it but like maybe?
Piston Hondo- again might have one but that’s a really slight might i highly doubt he does. if so, has some japanese character as the acc name, doesn’t post at all and only follows motivational and meditating accounts
Bear Hugger- Yes and mostly just reposts wildlife content, did one of those tik tok challenge game filters one time and got like 8k likes for no reason
Great Tiger- Definitely has one, probably posts hair care videos, 40k followers
Don Flamenco- kinda torn on this one but i feel like he does and mostly just posts boxing pics and regular famous person pictures, 600k followers
Aran Ryan- i doubt he does cuz he’s weird about cameras and stuff but i feel like he has like a spam account with no name just to watch videos sometimes
Soda Popinski- tbh i think he does and has no posts but like 1.1M followers js cuz he’s russian and famous
Bald Bull- no but there’s an account impersonating him with 200k followers
Super Macho Man- not even a question he definitely has instagram. posts like Jake Paul to the max, has a decent following maybe like 1M
Mr. Sandman- i don’t really see him having any socials, prefers to keep to himself. probably watches youtube shorts when he gets bored tho
It's my 3 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
My part of the trade with @glassjoeswife I don't mind to do it again in the future 💅💅
UHMMM PEAK??
Small crossover fanart bc I have some thoughts about making the novel game for Punch Out!! I just need some advices and free time for this. (if you have some exp in making novel games or any ideas for the PO game, feel free to write me in dm)
Glass Joe x Reader
part 1 maybe
summary: poor poor glass jawed joseph is very very lonely. help him out, why don’t you?
CW: fingering, implied sex, a cliffhanger and that’s about it! maybe like a 10-15year age gap bc reader is portrayed as a younger, trendier typa girl. written in first person!
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I was laying in bed scrolling through random shit on my phone when I got a text. It was Joe. Glass Joe, to be specific. Boxing extraordinare. You know the guy.
Come hang out with me, mon doux.. I miss your company..
I'm no stranger to the men of the W.V.B.A. What can I say? I’m famous! And I didn’t make the guy follow me back on Insta, he did it himself. And so did many other boxers. They got one look at me and knew they wanted more.
how can I help you joey?
I texted back, a little annoyed. Last time we hung out we got coffee together, but it's way too late for that, so I can't help but suspect he wants something different.
Come to mine, please?
Yeaaahh, it's definitely not coffee this time. I text him back a simple "mk" then hop in the whip and drive over to his place.
His house isn’t as nice as other celebrities. It’s not like it’s gross or anything, just kindaaa.. humble. I knock on the door and he hurries over. He’s wearing this t-shirt which reads "Glass Joe's Boxing School" and a pair of Nike shorts. I sort of just look him up and down. How can he be so oddly hot? He eyes me up and down as well, then extends his hand. I take his hand and he leads me in the house.
He doesn't look back at me, but asks, "You've been good, j'espère?"
"I've been doing well, how about you, Joey?" I ask him back as he opens the door to a bedroom.
He's quiet for a second.
"Fine. Lonely.. a little. But i've been alright," he sits on his bed, forming a crease in the silk sheets draped over. He doesn't let go of my hand, so I sit right beside him.
"Can you keep me company in this lonely time, jolie fille?" He leans closer to me.
"A-anything for you, Joey," I press my lips into his, but only for a moment. We pull away, but he looks at me expecting more, so I give it to him. We end up lying down across his bed, him undressing me as I moan into his passionate kisses.
"Oh mon dieu.. such a gorgeous girl.." Joe reaches his hand under my top and starts groping my chest. He was gentle with his hands, but squeezed like he didn't ever want to let go. "Alors, vous aimez?"
"Ça me plaît, Joe.." I whimper.
He trails his other hand down my stomach, I shiver in response. His fingers waste no time slipping under my panties. I feel them circle my clit a few times before one dives into my pussy. I let out a soft moan, loving the feeling of his hands on me. "Oh, don't leave me, please, mon doux.. see how good I can make you feel?" He coos, slipping another finger inside me.
"Mhm.. I w-won't leave you, Joey.." My words are stifled between my breaths. He rips my bottoms off with one hand and relentlessly fingers me with the other. My hips thrash up into him needily- desperately. He grabs at my chest again, lifting my shirt up to move his head underneath and suck on my nipple.
"Ah, J-Joey, you're going to make me... you know," I mutter out, panting and whimpering like a dog.
"Be my guest, mon doux. J'ai hâte d'entendre les jolis bruits que tu feras quand ta crème coulera de toi." He kisses my cheek before going back to sucking and squeezing my tits.
I let out a loud moan, my legs shaking as he fingers me through my orgasm. My pussy shudders and tightens around his fingers. When I finish he slides his fingers out and licks them clean, humming and smirking.
"Mm.. très délicieux, mon doux."
I blush and avert my eyes, embarrassed by the act.
"Now, I have to tell you.. someone else has been lonely since last seeing you.." He stands up at the foot of the bed. He towers over my scrunched figure, trembling and clenching my legs together on the bed.
I look up at him, "O-oh, yeah? Who's that?"
"I can show you better than I can tell you, beau brin de fille~" He slips his shorts down his waist, teasingly slowly revealing his very stiff member. He slides them down and his penis springs up excitedly.
A small ‘oh’ escapes my lips and they coincidentally form the shape of just that letter. His cock is so cleanly shaven for someone who hasn’t got any action in a while. Unless he knew I was gonna give it up that easy tonight.. that’s beside the point. I silently admire his long, slender cock. His light pink tip is already leaking a translucent liquid which looks so tasty my mouth waters.
“Mon doux.. say something, hm? Unless the cat has got your tongue?” His unintentionally hilarious use of an American idiom rolls off his tongue with that sweet sounding French accent that makes all his “the”s sound more like “ze.” I can’t help squirming, almost having an eargasm and orgasm all at the same time.
My mouth opens, but I can only stammer.. the cat had gotten my tongue. I swallow and push the words out, “Joseph, I would do anything to have you fuck me with that..” I motion to his cock with my head, “but for now, i’m just saying please. Show me some kindness and accept that offer? Please, fuck me.”
A slight blush washes over his face. “So, so sweet..” he murmurs as he pushes me down on the bed, climbing on top of me. “I told you I would make you feel good as long as you don’t leave. If being ‘fucked’ is what you would like..” he practically spits out the words, as if such disgusting, dirty, language leaves a terrible taste in his mouth, “as you wish, mon doux.”
do yk if u can do a pt2 for tenya x rebellian reader 😭😭 i loved it so much i just want to see tenya letting reader off the hook for everything and everyone tease him abt itt
i sure can!!
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Tenya Iida x Rebellious! Reader Pt.2
CW: Nothing at all! same thing as last time just in a more headcanon-y format for this one. hope you enjoy!!
-Class 1-A and 1-B have calmed down a lot on the fighting since Iida "confessed" to you
-While you got a ton of backlash from Monoma, and Iida got so much teasing from basically everyone he knows, your class had been trying to be more friendly towards their peers
-The thing 1-A loved to tease Iida about the most was of course him letting you get away with things nobody else could
-Bakugo doesn't wear his tie and has his shirt not fully buttoned? He gets scolded immediately
-You don't wear your tie and your skirt is definitely to short? Iida doesn't say a word. (partly because he's so embarrassed and doesn't know how to even start)
-And even when 1-A and 1-B do fight, he stays silent. Not you though. You pick on Iida extra hard, telling him he's not even half the hero you are. Of course you mean it in a loving way, and he knows that.
-When you and the girls pull pranks he'll make all the other girls clean up the mess while he takes you to the side and gets onto you. They complain and ask why you don't have to do any cleaning, and Iida simply says he's scolding you extra for what you've done.
-And when he catches you sneaking into 1-A's dorm to hang out with the ladies in his class, he just tells you to be out by curfew and not to get in trouble
I hope this was okay, I'm working to get done with a couple other things too, so this was short and sweet. Would y'all like to see more Iida soon? Lmk!!
Scott Tenorman x Reader - YOU HAVE UNO
CW: Nothing at all this is from my wattpad, i’m working on a really long story, so here you go for now! this is back from when south park was like “trendy” 😭
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"Hey, you guys wanna play UNO?" You say into the mic to your friends (the 9th graders).
"I don't have UNO, fuck off," says Scott.
"What do you mean?? You have UNO it comes with your X Box."
"I DON'T HAVE UNO, DIPSHIT!" He yells at you.
You sigh and mutter, "I'm going to get a soda," then walk away.
"Yeah, go get one," he says in a rude tone.
"THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING YOU DUMB ASS!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP," Scott yells.
"Well I got my drink, so now let's just chill out, and play UNO," you say tiredly.
"I SAID I DON'T HAVE UNO USE YOUR EARS," he shouted.
"YOU DO HAVE UNO SO SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"BRO, I HAVE THE OLDEST XBOX KNOWN TO MAN AND I DON'T HAVE IT!"
"Y'all calm down it's not that deep," your other friend says, "let's just play another game."
"I WANNA PLAY UNO SO NO, FUCK YOU GUYS," you yell at them.
"WELL THEN GO PLAY IT BY YOURSELF," Scott hissed and threw something across his room.
"Are you stupid? I can't play UNO by myself. Jeez, you're an idiot," you reply.
"DON'T CALL ME FUCKING STUPID YOU BITCH!"
"You know what? Let's just play, like, DBD or Fortnite or sum.." Your friend insisted.
...
"Yeah, sure, whatever," You and Scott both say in agreement.
A few minutes later you've been playing Fortnite for a while and suddenly Scott screams.
"HOLY SHIT I DIED!"
You murmured, "Loser."
"I'm not a loser."
"Uhhh, Y/N you probably shouldn't say that," one of your friends said.
"THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR NOT PLAYING UNO," you scream.
And Scott screamed right back, "I DON'T HAVE UNO I FUCKING CAN'T... AND SOMEONE COME REVIVE ME."
"Say please."
"Are you serious?" he asked.
"Say please," you smirk.
He could hear the smile in your voice.
Scott whispered slowly, "...Please."
After a pause you say, "Please, what?"
"CAN SOMEONE ELSE COME GET ME? I'M ABOUT TO DIE."
"You know who else is dead?" you say as you chuckle.
"Don't. You. Dare."
"YOUR MO-"
"OKAY GUYS CHILL OUT!" One of your friends chimed in, "I got you man."
Cheers, love! The cavalry's queer! 🏳️🌈
guys i’m never writing a male x male reader fanfic again i wrote one and two of my gay guy friends literally bashed my head into a wall it was so embarrassing im gonna cry
Tenya Iida x Rebellious!Reader
CW: No smut, just silliness!! Short fic where u meet him I'll make a pt.2. Very flustered Iida, Denki and Mineta as dating coaches, (what could go wrong) and a terrible pick up line.
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Class 1-A was always goofing off. Everyone took them the most serious but they were a bunch of weirdos. To me, at least, and most of my peers in Class 1-B. I was walking down the hallway with my undershirt unbuttoned at the top and no tie. The school uniform didn't mean anything to the teachers here, but sadly it meant something to Class 1-A's stickler president, Tenya Iida. He's always targeting me. Is he always on someones case, too? Sure, but he bothers me extra. I'm pretty sure he hates me, but whatever. I don't even know the guy.
Speak of the devil, I turn a corner and see Iida’s back facing me, talking to two other boys. The blonde one had a big smile on his face, but the tiny one looked upset.
"Hey, there she is now! You should probably-" the smaller guy started until someone slapped their hand over his mouth. I knew that was Kyoka Jirou, I'd talked to her before. She's one of the only cool people in Class 1-A. She whispered something to him and walked away, saying, "Hey, (Y/N)," as she passed me. I waved at her and kept walking towards the three men, though I was worried I would get scolded by Iida for my uniform. I pass them and almost make it around the corner before..
"Excuse me," Iida says in his big, booming, serious voice.
I spin on my heels and cross my arms, "Yeah, whaddaya want?" I watch him tense up and lower his head. His short friend elbows his leg, and the taller one says 'you got this!'
He doesn't say anything and just stares downward for awhile.
"The hells wrong with your friend?" I ask the other two and point at Iida, "If it's about my uniform I'll button it up but I don't have a tie." His friends mumble some words I can't hear, and Iida finally looked up at me. He made intense eye contact with his darting blue eyes, like he had something to prove.
"I was wondering.." his voice is much less powerful now, but still serious enough, "Would you happen to have a Band-Aid?"
"Eh? Why don't you go ask the nurse for something like that-"
His voice is clear and the power is back, "It's only that, I've scraped my knee falling for you!"
"Uh, what's that?" I say in complete shock. He can't be serious. Why in the world would Tenya say something like that to me??
He looks back at the ground, "I-i only wanted you to know that earlier I couldn't decide which is prettier.. the weather, or your eyes."
I scratch the back of my head. The boys behind him look so proud of themselves. Well, the boy is cute, but the lines are certainly something.
"You're being serious?" I question him.
He nods his head slowly and the boys nod their heads and give me thumbs ups.
"Hm.. that's cute. Thank you, Iida,” I smile and tilt my head.
"P-please, call me Tenya! And I appreciate your kind words!" He bows and I narrow my eyes.
"You know, Tenya, if you're gonna hit on me anyway, you don't have to be so formal," my smile widens as the blush on his face gets even brighter.
I walk away from the three of them and before I turn the corner really this time, I have to ask, "I'm off the hook, right? You're not gonna report me for my clothes today? I'd hope not, I'm beginning to like you," I smile and wink, then walk away.
"She's totally hot!!" scream the boys who aren't Tenya. Well, he's probably too nervous to even say anything and even then he's not as loud as those two idiots.
I can almost hear that stupid hand motion in his voice when he exclaims, "I just ‘hit on’ a pretty girl!"
Spoke too soon, I guess.