* MOVED.

@andweary.

[soulreached]

end of queue !

ok so fjdklsf i moved blogs a while ago but wanted to let the queue on this blog run out and now ! it has ! so like if u wanna follow me there u can, n if u wanna carry a thread over from this blog to the new one, just lmk n we can !!

[soulreached]

end of queue !

ok so fjdklsf i moved blogs a while ago but wanted to let the queue on this blog run out and now ! it has ! so like if u wanna follow me there u can, n if u wanna carry a thread over from this blog to the new one, just lmk n we can !!

[soulreached]

totallyboss.

               “ i’m not holding you responsible for jack, dude. i think the mormon guy was way out of line when i read back through the chat. ”

❛ thank you. i’m not defending him, and i’m certainly not responsible for him. i just – god, this whole thing is so... fucked. ❜

[beverlysmarsh]

I’m not afraid of you!

[tobi-remade-blog]

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

[tobi-remade-blog]

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

[loserssource]

“Hey, guys…..just found out Stuart Little was CGI and not a real mouse. HOW’S YOUR DAY GOING?!?!”

[katherinebishop-archive-deactiv]

[soulreached]

herdances.

         she worries for whizzer. less so, for marvin.     ❛  you must miss him. i am… sorry. he must be out of his mind – to do what he did.  ❜    

❛ yeah. i do. ❜ he sighs, wrings his hands, paying special attention to his ring finger ( did he and marvin ever get rings ? he can’t remember. they should have ). ❛ he kinda is out of his mind – we all sort of are, y’know ? and – i can’t be mad at him, it’s not his fault he doesn’t remember. i talk a lot of shit, but he’s... really not a bad guy. ❜

[teotfw18]

[soulreached]

setsfire.

           ❛  hey, i mean – shit. you serious ? why not ? it’d be cool to be better than jake at a sport for once.  ❜        

❛ duh, i’m serious ! plus – it’ll be nice to play with someone besides marvin, for a change. ❜

[soulreached]

oldlondons.

             despite his awe, todd’s smile remains tight-lipped.     ❛  it won’t even take that much of your time, i swear. we play in my friend rosie’s tavern – you wouldn’t even have to catch the whole show. just one song.  ❜    

❛ a tavern ? ❜ hands come to rest on hips as weight shifts from one foot to the other. surely, even the great william shakespeare can spare enough time for a few drinks and one song. far too dramatically, he sighs, flips his hair from his eyes. ❛ i might have time to swing by – can’t promise anything, of course. ❜

[soulreached]

ofexasperation.

@soulreached.   /   call.

           ❛  but  my  version  of  okay  is  me  six  feet  under  and  you,  like,  totally  happy  because  at  least  then  i  wouldn’t  have  to,  like,  drag  you  down  anymore.  ❜

❛ that’s your version of okay ? that’s... horrible. and i am happy – and you don’t drag me down, i just... wish you wouldn’t tell me things like that. ❜

[ollifree]

John Mulaney Sentence Starters

NEW IN TOWN

❝  I was hoping that by now I would look older. ❞

❝  I never thought about how to handle real problems in adult life. ❞

❝  Looks like regular sand, but then you’re gonna start to sink into it. ❞

❝  That’s pure mom. ❞

❝  Luckily, I had a good alibi. ❞

❝  It’s a grid system, mother fucker. ❞

❝  Of the racial slurs, that has got to be the laziest. ❞

❝  Before I went through puberty I had the voice of a little flute. ❞

❝  No one knows what you’re talking about you idiot. ❞

❝  You will treat me with respect! ❞

❝  I am a tiger mom. ❞

❝  First off, no. ❞

❝  Midgets were never enslaved! Unless you count the Wonka Factory. ❞

❝  You’re gonna have to get used to that. ❞

❝  Yeah, you got it, man. ❞

❝  It was really easy to get away with murder before they knew about DNA. ❞

❝  Oh, good, it has a mind of its own. ❞

❝  It’s really easy not to go to things. ❞

❝  That you would do anything is totally remarkable. ❞

❝  The less amount of time you live the better. ❞

❝  I was definitely gay when I was a little boy. ❞

❝  I have girlfriend and she’s a female person. ❞

❝  Go, fetch! ❞

❝  Life is a fucking nightmare. ❞

❝  I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die. ❞

❝  What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? ❞

❝  Let’s go over there and destroy the place. ❞

❝  Fuck da police! ❞

❝  I’ve never climbed a fence that high before. ❞

❝  Did I do that? ❞

❝  Hey, come here. I want to show you something. ❞

❝  Why do you do this? ❞

❝  I’m not gonna kill that guy. ❞

❝  Hey can you help me out? I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars. ❞

❝  Yeah, that’s the type of lowbrow shit i’m looking for. ❞

❝  It was a lie. To get drugs. ❞

THE COMEBACK KID

❝  I know how big letters should be. ❞

❝  You totally forgot the lesson you just learned. ❞

❝  Do not fuck with me. ❞

❝  Marriage is gonna be very magical. ❞

❝  I bet he did kill his wife. ❞

❝  I never knew relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself. ❞

❝  Anyone who’s seen my dick and met my parents needs to die. ❞

❝  Why would you marry a woman if she’s already having sex with you? ❞

❝  If you just bought the cow nobody would say that anymore! ❞

❝  It’s just a little bit wrong, isn’t it? ❞

❝  What a mighty king I will be. ❞

❝  It’s haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash. ❞

❝  You don’t deserve a beach house. ❞

❝  This is an on-fire garbage can. ❞

❝  I don’t care for that shit at all. ❞

❝  You’re never too young to learn our national no-snitching policy. ❞

❝  No one wants to applaud the penis of a thirty-two-year-old weirdo. ❞

❝  You know how I’m filled with rage? ❞

❝  So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under. ❞

❝  This is the best movie idea I’ve ever heard in my life. ❞

❝  Kids have it very good now. ❞

❝  Doesn’t anyone wanna know why his dick was near my biters in the first place? ❞

❝  How did he lose his arm? ❞

❝  That’s exactly what you won’t ask. ❞

❝  You have your law practice, and me, I have all these fucking markers. ❞

❝  I’m just reading this Yellow Pages. ❞

❝  My dad loved us! He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem. ❞

❝  McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! ❞

❝  That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. ❞

❝  How perfect is that? ❞

❝  We’d rather you do it in the house than go somewhere else. ❞

❝  Ah…numbers. The letters of math. ❞

❝  One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! ❞

❝  Don’t you see? I’m a duck now. ❞

❝  If you eat enough ass and suck enough dick, one day you can sell drugs. ❞

❝  Hey, man. I like your button. ❞

[hannahberrie]

color palette meme ▷ anonymous asked: we know hot + Eddie Kaspbrak 

“They´re gazebos! They’re bullshit!“

[chemicataclysm]

MOON CHILD

[teotfw18]

“It was the right thing, to leave James. I didn’t kill anyone. It’s better if I go to my dad’s on my own, anyway.”

[angstmemes]

insecurity / body image starters

this meme contains triggering material such as mention of body image issues

“You’re just saying that to make me feel better.” “How often do I need to tell you how amazing you look, before you’ll believe me?” “I’m honestly one of the dumbest people alive.” “I can’t do anything right.” “I look so fat in this. I look fat in everything.” “I can’t eat that, it’ll make me even fatter than I already am.” “You can treat yourself every once in a while. A cupcake isn’t going to kill you!” “You can’t go out looking like that, you look ridiculous.” “You look way too skinny in that dress. You need curves to wear something like that.” “I don’t understand how you can just walk around like this. Those trousers are way too tight on you.” “You look like a skeleton. You should get some meat on you before everyone starts thinking you’re sick or something.” “No, no, you can’t wear that. You’re too short.” “You’re going out in THAT?” “I can’t let you wear that, you look ridiculous.” “Oh my god, you’re so fat.” “You need to lose a few pounds before you can get away with those jeans.” “Ew, you’re so skinny that you look sick…” “You should try dieting.” “How much do you weigh?” “You’ve gained even more weight, haven’t you?” “You’re skipping a lot of meals. Are you alright…?” “You’d tell me if you were skipping meals on purpose, right?” “Why are you trying to lose weight? You’re already really thin.” “If you want to get a girl / boyfriend, you’re going to have to do something about the way you look.” “Do you think I’m happy looking like this?” “Stop exaggerating, you look fine.” “You’re not fat!” “You’re so lucky that you’re so skinny! It must be so easy being you!” “Everyone’s insecure about their body, so stop being so precious about it and get over yourself already.” “Everyone is beautiful in their own way. You just need to find confidence in yourself.” “I tell everyone they’re beautiful, but I can’t tell myself the same thing.” “I’m pretty sure they were laughing at me. I guess I shouldn’t have dared to leave the house in something ‘sexy’. It doesn’t suit me.” “Why are you so afraid of showing yourself? We’re friends, I won’t judge you for anything!” “Is that a birthmark? It’s… big.” “There’s nothing wrong with your face or your body. You’re just you and people should learn to accept that. You included.” “Were you crying? Why?” “I saw what you wrote down… Do you really believe you’re that ugly?” “Don’t listen to them! They’re just trying to rile you up!” “I’m not going to tell you that you’re not fat, because you are. But I will tell you that you’re gorgeous.”