Basic

The tittle says it all.

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There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it.

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I'm semi-automatic

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Why are you like dis?

I whisper to myself as I continue to eat an entire large pizza all by myself.

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Sometimes I’m: 🦄🌟🍋💁🏻💃🏻🌈💸

But other times I’m:

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youtube trash

There are times where I feel like I can start a YouTube channel but then my inner conscience fucks with me and is like: REASONS YOU SHOULDN'T 1.) YOU HAVE SOCIAL ANXIETY AND MIGHT STUTTER WHEN TALKING TO A CAMERA. 2.) WHAT WOULD YOU ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT? YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING INTERESTING IN YOUR LIFE EXCEPT BINGE WATCH TV SHOWS ON NETFLIX AND EAT DORITOS. 3.) YOU AREN'T WISE ENOUGH TO GIVE LIFE ADVICE SO DON'T EVEN TRY. 4.) YOU ARE SO SENSITIVE THAT ONE NEGATIVE COMMENT MIGHT TRIGGER YOU. 5.) THE ONLY CAMERA YOU HAVE IS ON YOUR PHONE AND YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY ONE OF THOSE FANCY SHMANCY CAMERAS ALL YOUTUBERS HAVE. 6.) YOU DON'T HAVE A CUTE ACCENT OR HAVE A PRETTY FACE. 7.) YOU ARE AS INTERESTING AS A POTATO.

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I just love how people think they can get away with pointing out my insecurities in public like bitch say that shit again about my body one more time and I swear I will bouncy bounce the fuck up to you and use my giant thighs to crush your pretty little frame you soulless stick

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I hate when Hot Cheetos stain my fingers because I don't know what to tell the nail lady at the nail salon