SOUNDWAVE SUPERIOR

In the end, only Megatron will prevail I will make it so ((RP blog for TFP Soundwave. Multiverse and OC friendly))

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shadowblitz8 replied to your post: "Thank you for the high grade, Soundwave."...

Just SLIGHTLY poisoned, cybertronians can get simple food poisoning right? Like its not deadly but you just got to take a evening purging your tanks?

Their species can get various versions of that, yes. None of them are pleasant, however it’s possible to build up a resistance against quite a few of them. You’ll find that many who have lived in the lower castes display various degrees of these resistances.

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I dare you to give Megatron an energon sour. He loves those.

First of all, if lord Megatron loved them, why’d anyone have to be dared to present them to him? Secondly, Soundwave has spent a long time around his lord, he knows his tastes. But sure, give it here. He can dissolve it in regular energon and give it to Laserbeak, she loves things like that.

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"Would you go out on a date with me?"

... Let him just clarify, a ‘date’ as in, two people getting together for an activity when there is the possibility of romance between them? Because he feel like he should inform you that he is dating Tarn. Or well, they’re together, so he doesn’t know if it still counts as ‘dating’, then. Tarn asked for permission to court him. Soundwave gave it. Now they’re a- a thing, he assumes. He’s not sure how to name it, but...

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"Thank you for the high grade, Soundwave." Megatron hummed before downing some of the fuel. Immediately he felt it affect his systems. That didn't stop him from drinking more, the energon having an addictive taste. (- v -)

... He wasn’t quite done scanning that yet. Just because he found no traces of poison didn’t mean there couldn’t be other potential threats in the cube. He really would have liked to get to do a more thorough examination. It wasn’t a good idea to just ingest something gifted by anons, who had a reputation for using their strange magic for odd purposes.

But who was Soundwave to take the cube back from Megatron? It was hardly his place. So he just tilted his helm a tiny bit forwards in an inclination of a nod, scouring his databanks for the correct voiceclips to express his worry.

“Soundwave: would have preferred more comprehensive testing of cube.”

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shadowblitz8 replied to your post: Here's some high grade for Megatron.

In the days of royals they would appoint a royal food tester for the King, and they would eat a bit of the food to see if it was poisoned, it was considered a great honor. So I’d like to think that you’re a little like that Soundwave, but you can do it without risk of dying :3

This is very accurate, yes. Of course, he knows his lord would never ask him to do such a thing as actually testing it with his own frame, but if it came down to it, well. Soundwave would be willing to.

It is much easier to just scan it, though.

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"You're the most brightest decepticon!"

You flatter him, but he must insist that said title go to lord Megatron. Surely he is the brightest, without him, there would be no Cause.

Unless of course you mean literally, and you’re referring to his biolights. Then he might just be the brightest indeed.

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Here's some high grade for Megatron.

Thank you kindly.

You will of course forgive him for immediately scanning it to see if it contains traces of any toxins or other attempts at poisoning lord Megatron. It wouldn’t be the first time someone had attempted that, and Soundwave isn’t taking any chances.

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"Can I still compliment you?"

If you want to, go right ahead. 

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shadowblitz8 replied to your post: "Good evening. You look very deadly and...

Small things can be deadly! And cute! Example: Poison Dart Frogs

Exhibit a: provided above. Exhibit b:

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starsarescreamiing replied to your post: god I can't stop thinking about the duckscreams...

[…I’m picturing it.]

// Good

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twoexpressions liked your post: Does the Cumunication Officer accept hugs?

Please visualize a squint. A very disapproving one, accompanied by a frown. There you go, that’s the expression he’d like to be making at you right about now.

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"Good evening. You look very deadly and beautiful."

Why thank you.

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Umm hello. Quick question, if one was to ask to do a RP, what type of RP style do you do specifically? I'm still trying to understand all the different RP styles..

Hi! Good question, lovely anon. Generally, I’m rather flexible - and to be honest, all the different names for the styles seem a bit odd to me. For longer threads, I do regular paragraphs, though for shorter ones or crack, I kinda just go nuts.

But I in no way expect my partner to match my style! Some people are big on editing and using icons, and that’s cool with me. You do you! You can reply however you want, the only problem I might have is if I write a very detailed response, and then get five words back. I gotta have something to work with; if I write five paragraphs and only get the response “he nodded and smiled”, I’ll have an issue.

Don’t worry too much about what styles there are, you just find what suit you and how you write, and then go with that :)

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god I can't stop thinking about the duckscreams and how terrifying they would be not to mention how LOUD like Soundwave is just doing his own thing and then suddenly HHHUUUAAAAAAAAA and a few stray duckscreams roll past the door I wish I could draw it but I'm not at that level yet *sad sigh*

// Picture this: Soundwave peacefully working, not knowing that disaster is looming. Suddenly the sound; “hhuuuuuuaaaaaa-” slowly approaching, growing in strength

“-UUUUUUAAAAAAAA-” It get’s louder, accompanied by an ominous rumbling. Suddenly, past the doorway, comes a wave of duckscreams, rolling down the hallways of the Nemesis with a collective shriek of “HHHUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!”

On top of the wave, going ヽ(ᗒᗩᗕ)՞ﾉ and wailing along with the duckscreams, is Starscream himself, swept away to an unknown fate.

Soundwave mentally goes ಠ_ಠ and closes the door.

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Does the Cumunication Officer accept hugs?

No to the filthy joke, no to hugs, no to this ask in general. For shame anon.

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I like to think that ALL the duckscreams that were in the Nemesis were somehow compressed and put into Shockwave's lab and then in Starscream's room waiting for their moment to strike. When the door eventually does open it's like the souls trapped in the Pit have suddenly been unleashed in a seething mass of screaming rubber. Starscream is buried, devoured by an untold number of ducks with his face. There is no escape, every corner of the Nemesis is filled with the unholy shriek of floppy fowl.

Like this, only a hundred times louder and a thousand times more terrifying.

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shadowblitz8 replied to your post “Yay! I'm an good anon, while i'm at it, as far as i know the Autobot...”

Sound ya just gotta look FOR THE BIG ROCK xD

Please. Earth has many of those, it would be easier to just lay waste to the entire planet than searching with only these parameters.

He does however feel the need to point out how poetically fitting it is for the Autobots to be living under a rock like the vermin they are.