Homer Simpson is not a god. He can bleed.

[kosmogrl]

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[kimberlychapman]

Speaking as someone who has written many signs for events and watched them be routinely ignored by people who were then very put out that life bit them in the ass for not having read the sign...yeah, this tracks.

Because the incredibly rare person who clearly read the sign? I secretly loved them and they got bonuses they didn't even realise.

[paranormalthread]

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[timberland-4-16-players]

just put my joint out on the open mind of a child searing it and instantly destroying his ability to dream or imagine. sad but i don't care

[killhitleragain]

[dogbotomy]

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[kingcatnine]

kitten fever is worse than baby fever because a kitten is way easier to obtain than a baby so it's more dangerous

[rickybabyboy]

you cant obtain me. tiger stance

[punishedsaints]

[the1920sinpictures]

1920s Swimming pool, Vienna, Austria. From Art Deco and Art Nouveau, FB.

[guooey]

[numahachi]

[numahachi]

[huariqueje]

Downstairs - Frank Gregory , 2022.

American, b. 1962 -  

Oil on panel , 22 x 16 in.

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position