when in rome, piss like the french

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[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[hungry-skeleton]

Feels good as fuck to sigh like an old fat dog

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[despazito]

if the pasta senses you're pure of heart you dont need a colander to strain it #pastawhisperer

[littleguysdaily]

[dogpuppy]

[oneheadtoanother]

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

taste my steel

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[sailorbrazil]

Hes so dramatic

[funstyle]

My portly beast mid yawn

[soupofthemonth]

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[fishiesgarden]

my grandmas dawg

[jadejetts]

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

[fishiesgarden]

im getting sick of this.