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stories to open the heart and rekindle the spirit [est 061112] best viewed in google chrome

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i want to just be in food coma and never wake up and have to do ap review

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QUIZ+TEST=ADVENTURE  OBVIOUSLY

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i need a deadly disease for a week

then i can recover

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May 7th, 2014

she was walking

and she tripped and broke her ankle l o l

we're making her drink more milk now

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2013

i definitely got weirder this year

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Lol David ur stories r very entertaining to read on my dashboard XP

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What do you think of thermodynamics?

I DON’T KNOW THERMODYNAMICS IS NOT A FUN QPS UNIT

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grace: what if your laptop battery dies david: then i die with it

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tetris is lagging life has no meaning going to sleep

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i am a strong independent asian man and i don't need no whatever i'm supposed to have that jake thinks i need to become a trophy wife

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i can't believe people are actually putting in so much work to help others

that's ridiculous

i would not do that

wow i sound like a terrible person

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Grace: being friendly is good

David: ok time to start saying hi to people

i'm going to practice my cheerful hi

and compliment people on their ugly haircuts

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May 8th 2013

My trash has sentimental value. 

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David's Attempt at a Poem

sun why do you exist

you're so useless

all the other planets hate you

you burn mercury up

it's not nice

you give pluto no light

why you so mean

why you discriminate

sun

(angela: pluto is technically not a planet anymore)

fine replace it with neptune

sun you have no golden complexion to be dimmed

because you're ugly all day

i rejoice

when night comes

because your searing UV rays cease

and my risk for skin cancer decreases

oh sun

you torment me so

ok i can get that published now

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David: Lol Romeo just killed himself yay

Wait i wanna see Juliet die too

Angela: Wow

You enjoy watching people die

David: It's the most exciting part

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*essay thesis, attempt 234895790298*

both lorraine hansberry and harper lee portray lonely characters with no friends in order to persuade the audience to get friends.

you tried.