bruised and enthused

bronwyn | they/them | 1995 | I try much harder online than I do in real life

[segamascott]

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[twotheleft]

[targetedknowledge]

[catsandwich-deactivated20240213]

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[panthermouthh]

not my laboratory not my Creature

[midnightglances]

my doctor said that freaky hotel sex followed by ordering room service and eating it in bed would heal me

[ticklishdreamer]

i think this would regulate my nervous system more than any therapy ever has

[the-hyperfixated-queer1056]

Ok have we ever considered Rocky trying to lie to Grace but because of his grammar he literally says “lie” after it.

Grace: “Hey, Rocky? What are you doing?”

Rocky, doing something that will almost certainly blow up: “…Nothing, lie”

[rovermcfly]

shoutout to project hail mary for showing one of the biggest and what sometimes feels like most unattainable aroace fantasies coming true: having a best friend who doesn't value you less than their romantic partner.

[saltedume]

[annabelle--cane]

I bet he thought "staggering waste of carbon" was a bar. bet he was like "haha I'm getting in an unusual vocab word and keeping the insult biology-themed, everyone will clap and that guy will collapse weeping from how wrong he just realized he was." and actually the room went dead quiet for ten seconds before someone said "are you trying to suicide bait (?) someone at a fucking unesco conference?" and he was like ummmmm no. I just mean that he should stop wasting his carbon by. yknow. redistributing it--okay yeah that is exactly what I'm doing.

[verenakauer]

One of my favourite bits of Grace's characterizations in the book is his Very Conscious Efforts to fight against zero g to make his silly lil gestures. Look at him. He's pouting, darn it!

[hauntedhowlett]

[annabelle--cane]

she's hades she's god she's jesus christ she's mary magdalene she's the grim reaper she's the virgin mother she's judas she's eve she's pontius pilate she's all four horsemen of the apocalypse she's the earth herself. her name is eva stratt and she listens to harry styles and she got taken to court for pirating minesweeper.

[est-nord]

aquarium sleepover