syd 🌧

they certified girl boss sometimes i rant about video games and everyone just has to deal with it

[dogpuppy]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[cikero]

that we are charlie kirk song sounds like it would be in arcane

[evilnicegirl]

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

[nypaingers]

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

[trans-hawk]

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

[nypaingers]

And baseball players 👍🏻

[angelicdewdrop]

[ivy-saurs]

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

[yoshis-moved]

[swagophile]

Went to olive garden and left feeling like we should burn this wretched world to ash

[fagstaynight]

If i worked in a grocery store id just be walking up to people like Hey man welcome to blueberries i hope you have a great time Id be wandering around welcoming people to tomato and green onion and theyd fire my ass because i also killed someone because i went crazy

[butchvarric]

let's give it up for emotionally constipated women. let's give it up for women who can't think about being vulnerable without throwing up in their mouth a little. let's give it up for women who don't have the words to say what they feel even if they wanted to

[glorioustragedykid]

Every time I feel like dying i will draw myself and a favorite character doing this

[glorioustragedykid]

My beloved Miss Piggy calms me down

[glorioustragedykid]

Back off

[lightnersdream]

sometimes there's character interpretations where its like well i disagree but that's fine we just have different ways of seeing it. And sometimes i need to kill people

[neverbelongedtoangels]

I don't care if a film adaptation doesn't stay faithful to every single point of its source material, as long as the heart of the story is successfully delivered

[blackwatersinkingship]

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

[blackwatersinkingship]

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

[god-sent-gender-bent]

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

[blackwatersinkingship]

Good news! Whäle shark lämp 🥰

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[rhodabotics]

this could be the snort of something pig

[hell-garden]

I made him into a pin

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated