Sour Green Apples

[libraford]

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

[my-darling-boy]

I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse you’re welcome

[my-darling-boy]

For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!

[my-darling-boy]

I see people reblogging this with “to buy” but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me “why don’t you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document together” and I said “Not a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???” Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!

[my-darling-boy]

Need some indoor crafts right about now? Peaches is here to help soothe anxiety!

[bladesrunner]

Pacific Rim (2013) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[galezellybelly]

in a mood. don't know which one yet tho

[ot3]

learn to draw if you’re interested in the irreplaceable experience of trying to explain to people that this does not also make you a graphic designer

[movielosophy]

Miss S ~ It’s not for them

[catchymemes]

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Man, Yamaha doesn’t make em like they used to. LOVE this vibe.

[gameraboy2]

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

[kieradoe]

[pauvrecamille]

[forceofconviction]

1) “Goth Socks: I was dead for 10 minutes”, dyer fakes her own death after her self-striping socks become too popular

2)  Mystical Yarn Creations: dyer fakes her death of leukemia because her color schemes are too popular?, has supposed family members posting to deal with customers, is seen in Walmart after being dead.

3) MommaMonkey: dyer supposedly suddenly dies of lupus, her husband uploads patterns and encourages buying because the profits will go to charities for fighting lupus There’s even a heartwarming memorial for MommaMonkey  despite the conclusive proof she is still not dead.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[marshmallowlamb]

I fuckin’ love this comic. Makes me smile like crazy every time it pops up.

[silkscreaming]

two of them

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[thathighclassbitch]

This is so wholesome

[indigobluerose]

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option.  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)

So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.

[micaxiii]

OP’s typo mislead me so hard, I was wondering when LAMPS where gonna get into the picture

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[paladitos]

calling it trans “ideology” is so insane like it’s literally just people. there’s no underlying overarching agenda it’s just people

[nyakt]

[nick-nellson]