Baptized in the Gutter

I’ll take you any way that I can have you, Bring along your ethics and your issues and your taboos .NJ.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[twyrine]

once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”

so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.

[prince-luffy]

Friend: Hey I saw your letter–

OP:

[twyrine]

IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY you know when you like panic and your eyes unfocus? It looks exactly like this.

[witheredsprout]

you WISH you were eating sweet mulberries from a stranger’s overgrown tree at twilight in a silent neighborhood

[witheredsprout]

why is this getting notes. i was just bragging about my evening it was meant to be like a 2-3 note post with nothing but likes from mutuals

[the-angry-folklorist]

Politely, you did post something quiet and sweet on the yearning website

[witheredsprout]

ok that one’s on me

[shittyalchemist]

I’m high as shit and I’m just carrying around this lantern like a fucking guardsman

[girl-sosleepy]

tags from @cromerholt

[shiverandqueeef]

[shiverandqueeef]

an important update:

[shiverandqueeef]

[mijomii]

miguel and miniguel

[mijomii]

This is my current source of happiness I love people translating the Miguel & Miniguel joke in their language 😭

[misgnomer]

multilinguel 

[mycotoxin]

I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.

I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out

[daily-shitty-car-mods]

I've used the men's restroom a lot in my life without stalls and not seen genitalia. Even when lined up at the urinals with no barriers between them.

It's almost as if most people don't want to share what they're packing with the rest of the room.

And most people don't want to look.

Really the only time you're going to see something is if you're trying to see it. And that says more about you than the people whose privacy you're invading.

You can't go peeking at other people's genitals and then get mad at them if you see something you don't want to see

[brightlotusmoon]

[meatpulp]

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

[everythingcanadian]

NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:

Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Welcome to our hellsite, Redditors!

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

8:54 AM

[treecitysessions]

This is like that tiktok about the baristas at Balkan coffee shops

[odinsblog]

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

[angryschnauzer]

No, thank you. I did not need to hear the souls of a universe calling to me from the afterlife.

[ursulaismymiddlename]

Someone needs to make a space thriller/horror/whatever with this mixed into the music

[headspace-hotel]

why does it sound exactly like what it feels like a black hole should sound like

[pangaeastarseed]

my bones are scared now.

[were--ralph]

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

[bob-belcher]

IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 13.05 – “The Gang Gets New Wheels”

[anxietyproblem]

[wilwheaton]

[catchymemes]