now what

[winding-maze]

"Blackbird" - personal work, inspired by my hometown. Blackbirds are my favourite - they sing so beautifully.

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

what should i get at ihop

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

alright.

[brennacedria]

Someone edit this into the DA2 conversation wheel

[swiftrunners]

you got it, boss

[crumbofmoon]

i fuck with this heavily

[yorgen-sh]

[littlefluffbutt]

Scruba dub dub🐢

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[tsunderrated]

i believe its important for women to be irredeemable perverts too

[highlandvalley]

シーツを敷くとやってくる https://nekonavi.jp/catblog/archives/60859 https://twitter.com/kyuryuZ/status/1410795387536003075

[system-reset]

can’t read this but I understand it completely.

[greelin]

fruitful endeavors…

[greelin]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[lesbx]

i almost have a perfect skyrim modded set up again. My favorite hobby. Only thing. i cant figure why my girls are fighting or how to stop them

[lesbx]

“just remove the titty physics mod” You might as well tell me to kill myself

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[ririazul]

[myleftpinkytoe]

Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?

Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".

So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?

He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???

[fruitcakebro]

Ohhhh, the truck is the big brother :)

[teaboot]

Like showing your baby bump to the family pet 🥺

[carlyraejepsans]

et tu, mblr?

[innerchildabortionclinic]

goes on shark tank empty handed and says good evening sharks. none of us are leaving this room alive

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]

[jvlianbashir]

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

[weaselle]

when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly

(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )

which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces

[yadelah]

This kinda required my brain a bit

[everyday-cutephoto]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting