Sour Sensations

Mid 30s, too gay to function, and nerdy as the day is long. Sour but never bitter.

[sournurse]

[sournurse]

I mean at this point.

[sournurse]

I guess she’s back.

[a-titty-ninja]

[theirisianprincess]

DID HE MAKE IT??

[imnotafraidofhospitals]

he makes it

[theirisianprincess]

THANK FUCKING GOD

[no-mere-mortals]

Ok I saw a rb of this with some context and I only remember like half of it so I’m also using Google I may get some of this wrong

But apparently the “first errand” thing isn’t just a cute little fact about the little kid, it’s a totally real thing done in Japan to teach kids that they can like rely on the community to offer assistance if they need it. They send their kids (like 2-3 years old) out alone to perform a relatively simple errand like going to a convenience store and buying a carton of milk. (There’s even a tv show where a camera crew follows children as they accomplish this first errand.) It’s not uncommon to see kids as young as 6-7 riding the subway alone because they’ve gained this sense of independence that comes from knowing that there will be people to help out if they need it.

[unheavenlycreatures]

Oh my god that’s even better

[delotha]

As someone who grew up with a paranoid and over-protective mother, this both warms my heart and terrifies me.

[nitrosplicer]

Here’s the tv show about First Errands!

[bizarrequazar]

[gaystation-4]

Me while I was writing this anime’s script:

[missdaisydaily]

Daisy Ridley fangirling over Angelina Jolie at the 2019 D23 Expo

[doodleforfood]

Happy International Dog Day! 

Here are four of my favorite dog-related comics I’ve made so far

[sandushengshou]

[tygermama]

Morticia is so touched

[anthmeisterr]

The weirdly ironic thing about this movie is that they all would’ve totally loved this bitch if she’s been honest from the start. Like, I can perfectly see her casually mentioning that she’s a black widow and Morticia being like, “Oh really?” before making a dramatic exit, only to return a few hours later with a massive dossier off potential targets and an engraved dagger.

[cumaeansibyl]

If she’d been honest and she’d adopted the family aesthetic

(But Debbie… pastels?)

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[jocollins]

i should not be laughing about that note

[radicles]

I put music over it now

[catharticboredom]

YEET

[skrytch]

how’d ye lika taka giant fookin pokeball to da face then ye Nessie lookin’ numpty!

[sefren-deactivated20140420]

[minestucks-deactivated20130513]

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

[yolocounty-skinwalkerpatrol-dea]

Another alternate title: the bailey school kids need to mind their own damn business

[marzipanandminutiae]

the covers with women are equally gay

so basically having these obnoxious kids pry into your personal life is mlm/wlw solidarity

[phatwithanf]

I remember reading the last four books fuck

[thewolfgodsblog]

children gawk at a local goth lesbian

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[prideprejudce]

i hate how fucking funny these are fghjdjskal

[bob-belcher]

[brown-lesbian]

[catradora]

person: so cool that there’s no love interest in captain marvel :)

me:

[mollykittykat]

[roachpatrol]

HE THREW THE NOTHING AWAY JUST TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT

[whetstonefires]

Drama Emperor Alfred Pennyworth