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zyr/it ao3 | multi-fandom i follow and read comics on sour-tarts but i reblog here

[sourorchard]

⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ I. Intro call me sour or taffy! my socials are below the read more :], and when tumblr ever goes down you can find me in the drift (arocalypse or some of the other sites below the read more) i'm aroace, ambiguously gendered, and most certainly neurodivergent!

II. Pronouns!

zy/lem/zyr/zyrself it/its

III. Tags

my ocs: #deadzone #blood bonds #variable my posts: #bad apples #my art tags i keep forgetting i made: #omens spoil tag #temp iteration tag

more details below!!

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IV. Interests this is a multi-fandom blog! my main interests (currently) are rvb & transformers, but i have on-and-off interest in a variety of others that'll pop up in my reblogs. the BIG past fixations with significant changes & influence on me are mostly star wars, hermitcraft & warrior cats this post will be edited continuously to match my ever-shifting interests.

V. Notable Socials ao3 (fics + bookmarks >:]) art fight toyhouse pce (pixel cats end) flight rising arocalypse pet sites count as a social media to me. in my soul.

anything not listed here, i either dont have it, or you can find me @/sourorchard VI. Boundaries ask before you send! i'm aroace, not an infant. i just prefer that if anything is in question (gore etc) or if it's even vaguely 18+, you ask for permission to send it first. thank you d: ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘

[werewolf-transgenderism]

irritating as fuck when people get mad at Black people existing in premodern historical fiction/fantasy media. like first of all, you're racist. and second of all, you are acting as though Black people didn't exist in premodern Europe which is simply false. especially when we're talking about the Mediterranean, like what the fuck do you people think is along the southern half of the Mediterranean Ocean?? everyone's on boats, there are GOING to be interactions with Black people in Northern Africa, and there are GOING to be Black people in Mediterranean Europe. stop being stupid. your imagined homogeneous white European past is not historical reality, get over it you massive losers

[mushroom-punk]

i love polyamory i love aromanticism i love QPRs i love communal child rearing let’s all get weirder forever

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[gaia-is-here-now]

@sourorchard

[lavender-pez]

I think my brain was playing some word association game with this one but subnautica au anyone??

Grace is a scientist working with Alterra (unfortunately) and the only survivor of the Aurora crash, but finds Rocky who also crashed here while trying to investigate a distress call coming from the planet :)

Maybe there’s someone else here too who knows..

[riverlarking]

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

[maythray]

walking into a fandom tag and leaving with 10 new users added to my block list

[kvothes]

a good thread

[creatingblackcharacters]

Stumbled upon this resource and thought I would share. It’s available for preorder now!

the description reads: “‘How to Draw Black Women’ is a guide for artists of all skill levels who want to learn how to accurately draw and portray Black women. This book not only teaches the fundamentals of drawing but also highlights the cultural significance of representing Black women appropriately.”

here’s the link: https://pocposes.gumroad.com/l/howtodrawblackwomen

PRESALE SHIPPING WILL RESUME JUNE 10TH How to Draw Black Women: A Modern Guide to Features, Hair, and Form by POC Poses – Preorder Now

How to Draw Black Women: A Modern Guide to Features, Hair, and FormThis listing is for presale only.✨ Formats Available: Softcover (Paperbac

Thank you for sharing!!

For sure it makes me think about how this is even necessary. There's no need for a book called "How To Draw White Women". It's just "drawing". The fact that we need a specific one... Really makes you think. Nonetheless, I'm happy it exists!

[fourandtwentyblackbirds-clangen]

Is the healer's mark ear ticking a way to denote a cat so other clans know not to attack them if a fight breaks out or if they have cross a boarder for herbs?

[mindllessdreaming]

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

[buggyhuman-blog]

[bwabbitv3s]

I finished the last constellation tonight. All 40 of them are now done! Went through and double checked and every stitch is in place for them and all the beads are in place. Which just leaves the milky way part to do.

[bwabbitv3s]

Started stitching the Milky Way in. Slowly making progress on it as I am hiding the travelling thread so the back will look nice.

Looks pretty cool and keeps the readability of the other stitches. Very happy with it. Just a thousand or so to do. As they are in a grid roughly every centimetre apart.

[bwabbitv3s]

Update on the constellation quilt. I have gotten the last Milky Way stitch done now. Which means the quilting part of this project is done. My next step will be to baste the edges down, remove the pattern, trim the quilt square, and lastly attach the binding.

[bwabbitv3s]

Progress on the constellation quilt has come along quite a lot now. Finished the binding on the quilt over the weekend. I prefer to machine stitch the binding to the front then hand stitch the back side. It gives such a nice finish to the quilt. Took the time to measure it also and it ended up being 72" by 72" (183cm by 183cm).

With that done I could finally start removing the pattern. Which is taking both less time and more time that I thought it would. As it rips really easily so that goes fast, but the tiny corners and removing it under the beads is slow. You can now see the difference in the glow effect with it against the dark front of the quilt instead of the pattern.

[bwabbitv3s]

Behold the stars of the constellations of the northern sky! I love how this quilt has turned out. It was a lot of fun to work on and the effect is so cool in person. Overall I would estimate it took about 90-100 hours to complete. Give or take 10 hours if you want to count the time I spent custom dying the fabric.

I made sure to get a nice photo of it in daylight. For once I also remembered to get a quilt label on it. The back really shows the difference in readability of the quilting on the ice dyed fabric compared to the solid front. Thank you everyone that has followed this. I am glad you all found joy in it.

Those that are interested, here is the pattern I used by Haptic Lab. I made the large northern hemisphere version, and plan to make the matching southern hemisphere one next year. I also got your back for the less crafty people. Haptic Lab sells finished quilts in this pattern, both as a large quilt and a small one.

[lilyflxwers]

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Life must be a rollercoaster for the D class. You live in a shitty prison cell for the remainder of your probably extremely short life. One day some security guards show up and take you to a big room where a scientist tells you to copy an image onto some paper. You do. The scientist shrugs and writes something down and you're taken back.

One day a scientist hands you a poptart and says "eat this". You say "is it full of some kind of fucked up interdimensional poison". The scientist says "eat it or that security guard will tase you and tie you down and make you eat it". You eat the poptart. It is not full of fucked up interdimensional poison, but it is kind of stale. You describe the taste to the scientist and he shrugs and writes something down and you go back to your shitty cell.

One day a security guard takes you to a big room and there's a flute sitting on a table. A scientist tells you "play Hot Cross Buns on that". You explain that you do not know how to play the flute. You are instructed to try. You play the flute and get immediately get dragged into some incomprehensible shadow dimension and torn to pieces for no reason that makes any sense to you. You are very lucky to have survived so long and died so quickly.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This guy will spend hours staring at his blank wall and wondering what the fuck was in that chamber and why they thought he might know.

[ymfingsteadilyon]

Image transcription:

Experiment Log 426-1. Date: [censored] Subject: D-class personnel D/426/1 Procedure: D/426/1 was asked to describe what he believed was contained in my chamber. He was not informed about my identity or properties. Details: D/426/1 stated, "I'm probably some huge monster holed up in there. That's what you guys have all over the place, right?" D/426/1 remained oblivious to his use of the first-person pronoun.

End of description.

[impossiblepackage]

shout out to those guys who woke up one day and found out they were going to explore the potato dimension

[frog-with-thumbs]

Those weren't D class. That was a squad of fully trained and equipped mtf agents.who got sent to the potato dimension.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They did complain that they had to go instead of D class, though.

[impossiblepackage]

MTF agents are just D class with guns and a paycheck

[mewnosodenwyma]

[krismasdreemurr00]

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

[courtjester69420]

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

[inkanddragons]

I wouldn’t wanna leave a trans polycule/ monogamy/ key chain incomplete

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

i lost my fucking keys

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

sonce the sports are happening big rn where i live i made a handy chart of all the phrases i use to communicate with my loved ones during these trying times. i thought others might find it useful too

ive discovered you can have whole conversations with people using just these phrases and none will be any the wiser that you dont even know what sport it is theyre talking about