some loser in a jay wig

a random fandom (hey that rhymed) blog mostly ninjago, Ninjago dragons rising, doctor who and percy Jackson alive but gay Campaign manager for Jordana's redemption arc will make cursed images on a whim she/her how the fuck am i 19 discord: johnstone73 Asks are on for now

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

def gonna be posting future leaks as well as when the sets are officially revealed in about 2 weeks, so i‘m making a taglist now. If you want to be tagged in the reveals and leaks, or only one of the two in which case please specify which one, just reply to this post.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Hate it when you have An Appointment in a few days and you're like well now I have no time to do anything at all because there is An Appointment in my future

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[reblogmelikeoneofyourfrenchgirls]

Happy Pride to this guy

[tortuga-pulpo]

Any male passing mutuals who wanna make some quick money with me?

[the-haiku-bot]

Any male passing

mutuals who wanna make some

quick money with me?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[brightlotusmoon]

[ancientson]

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

[pangur-and-grim]

trying to couch nap but they’re observing me

[madicham]

I wanted to draw them

[my-artblog-is-ssjumi]

their shapes are compelling

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 5 days 19 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I got Bill Cipher 😁

[dragon-gem]

I got Stan pines 🥹🥹

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[burins]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

[malwarewolf-mocs]

When you’re digging through your Bionicle bins for that one specific part

[malwarewolf-mocs]

When you think you’ve found it finally but its a different piece

[malwarewolf-mocs]

WHEN YOU ACTUALLY FIND IT!

[rahiwatching]

It’s official. Onua is too sexy for Tumblr!

[chio-chan2]

You laugh 👏🏽 You vote 👏🏽

Perry’s poll here

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I didn’t expect this but I’m very happy about it

[chio-chan2]

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Oh there’s more!!!!!

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]

Keep reading

[lizluvscupcakes]

I wish I could fear, because I know I’m supposed to fear this, but I’m kinda into it.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Wow ok lyrics are no longer below the cut so I’m just gonna-

Kermit: it’s the muppets show!

Female Chorus:

It’s time to burn the incense,

It’s time to slay the sheep,

It’s time to wake the muppets from a thousand years of sleep!

Male Chorus:

It’s time to raze existence,

It’s time to banish light,

It’s time to call the void in on the muppets show tonight!

Statlor: So tell us, where’s your god now?

Waldorf: I guess you’ll never know

Statlor: your life becomes a torture

Both: when we begin the show!

Chorus: And now let’s get things started!

Audience: Why don’t you get things started?

Kermit: It’s time to get things started,

All:

On the aberrational, no-salvational, incantational, muppetational,

This will be your final muppets show!

[yokowan]

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

[faisdm]

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

the past few days my mind has been consumed by an ongoing story about Bricks and Minifigs, a second hand LEGO store, stealing $200,000 worth of vintage Star Wars LEGO sets from an old man, and using several police departments to illegally obstruct any investigation into it. Police harassment escalated so badly Reckless Ben, the youtuber investigating, was jailed a few times and is now in Mexico. (wikipedia page if you don't want to watch a video)

this story has police corruption across states. healthcare costs. mormons. it feels like a modern day tintin adventure lampooning america. or an episode of south park

here is the gofundme for Bryan, the son of the owner of the stolen LEGO

[shark-citrus]

adults need to stop being evil

[nothin-l]

why paisley (lego friends new gen)

Ok so you know the new generation of lego friends?

Ok so paisley… the one in the top left, her name is paisley. Why paisley? 😭😭there’s nothing wrong with her, it’s just- 

Like her parents were parsley and basil.

[user-without-a-cool-acronym]

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

[pokemonblack2white2nintndods2k12]

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

[diedforeverlol]

same energy

[menstits]

holy trinity

[deadlock]

The fourth horseman

[bewizard-remaking]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[cure4psycho]

Here’s another for yall

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Hey why can’t I reblog this

[nor-ii]

wait this post is a no-note bungus

[commanderclearly]

[marley-vaa]

The noteless glitch.

[void-the-bear]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[i-should-be-making-homework]

I felt like this gem earned it’s place here