Bob Velseb

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OOC: I finished the server. I know, I know, the name is SUPER creative.

Update, I changed the name.

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OOC: Grounded for two weeks, committed the heinous crime of using my left hand to scoop the litter box.

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Was ur mom tall

Mm..I don' think so..mama was normal height.....she mighta have been a bit taller than normal actually..

I don' remember too well.

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So tiny..an' FAT.

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Hi, Mr. Velseb! This is about the 'Skrunkly skrimblo' ask you received. I'm here to help! This is all just what popped up in the Google search because I don't actually know the exact meaning.

Skrunkly: internet slang for a person, animal, or fictional character who is cute in a scruffy, weird, or disheveled way. It describes a "little guy" who might look a bit messy, funny, or odd, but is deeply endearing and loved anyway.

Scrimblo: an obscure, goofy, or nostalgic 1990s-style cartoon character from a video game or animated series. It is also affectionately used in fandom spaces to refer to any weird, underappreciated, or uniquely endearing little animal or fictional character.

Mipy: internet slang term and playful pet name used in fandom spaces to describe a fictional character who is small, weird, cute, and deeply precious.

They're calling you cute. Like, very cute.

I AIN'T CUTE..

[southerncannibalkiller]

"Day 2 of asking for cheesy chips to be on the menu." -😼

I ain't doin' anythin' if it's YOU askin'...probably

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Dih hoppin…

??

I don' understand you kids an' yer slang.. WHAT is a dih-

.....

Oh.

Tha's a banned word from now on..don'...don' say tha..

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they SERIOUS

Are you makin' fun of me or somethin'?

(OOC: Hehe he looks so adorable..and SERIOUS.)

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Wamna hear a joke? Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

...because they taste funny

... *stare*

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Can you hypothetically get pregnant?

No.

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mister Velseb… can I get a burger if I draw more epic colorful art of you…

(sorry if I’m being annoying with the art asks feel free to ignore em!)

Maybe.. (yes)

(OOC: YOU AREN'T BEING ANNOYING, YOUR ART IS SO GOOD I'D LOVE TO SEE MORE OF IT)

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what are your thoughts on legumes?

Th' only good legumes are peanuts..

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did you know you're a silly skrunkly scrimblo maybe even a mipy

A what??

Also tha's MAH line.

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*Silently eats the burger and half of the restaurants food in the corner of the room*

...yer gonna eat ALL of tha'?

Do ya even know how much tha's gonna cost??

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Hey papa, can you teach me how to cook? And also, why are you so tall? I as tall as just above your stomach…

Sure.

An' genes. Mah dad was pretty tall too.

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Have you seen anything paranormal before?

Like things such as demons' ghosts, possessed objects, sentient trees, people coming back to life, or maybe a Eldritch Being?

...maybe.

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hey does boys n grills do catering? imma need about 2,000 burgers for an event

...absolutely not. I ain't makin' 2,000 burgers..