tangled in the great escape

im kaylaa. i have a wrx and more books than bookshelves. lorenzo ❤️

[probuccalfat]

i’m having a grand old time in this bitch of a life

[daddystinygirll]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[nitewrighter]

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

[jack-of-blades]

[lakevida]

i fell in the ohio river once and that's why i still haven't had covid

[nordfjording]

i love how every plant guide ever is like

[toddcoward69]

For Tes 6 i want a game engine where I can put apples in a bowl for decorating my kitchen area and have it not explode the next time i load the room.

[deedis]

from me to you.......

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

made a new friend! her name is recreational nyquil 

[lmaonade]

all beverages should cost one dollar when i want them

[bizzareweird]

Collar them kindly😈😈😈

[silima]

no more 90 minute episodes no more entire seasons dropping at a time i dont want to binge ur silly little show. i wanna watch one 20 minute episode once a week and be mad i have to wait for the next one

[backupstardust]

I wanna sit and stew batshit plot theories in my head for a week like a cartoon witch making potions in a cauldron

[cabybapa]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[parkchanwoohoo]

I told my mom not to feed her dog too much cheese and she got offended like "I'm not an idiot, of course I wouldn't" but like I can literally hear her in the living room singing "You like cheese... cheese for baby"

[relelvance]

A woman's place is on the battlefield

[vympr]

so you think women should die

[duncebento]

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

[vympr]

you're right i will reflect on my behavior. sorry women

[1617]

sometimes home is a person

[pomplerrr]

please don't say that

[valtsv]

if the coroner can't figure out a cause of death they just make one up for you

[valtsv]