“I’m not sleeping with you!” -princessoftheopengates
“You’re just going to have to suck it up I guess. I mean, we’ll need to consummate our marriage and produce an heir at some point” he smirked
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Hans didn’t even want to look at Anna in fear that it would cause them both to burst out laughing. There were already in enough trouble as it was. Eventually he turned and saw that Anna was in fact suppressing a laugh. She seemed really sympathetic though, which helped him seem a little less embarrassed. it softened the blow of losing the battle with his hungry belly.
It felt like forever but eventually the tailor was done fitting his pants. Hans wanted to just rip the pants off because the sooner he got dressed in his normal clothes the sooner he could eat. Anna still had to get her dress fitted though. As Anna was busy with the tailor Hans changed back into his normal clothes. He watched as Anna’s dress was fiddled with by the tailor.
Anna began to fidget a little, as the tailor and his daughter proceeded to add the finishing touches to the skirt. She could never stand still for a long time as it was, but given that lunchtime was rapidly approaching and she was starting to get hungrier (a fact made known to her by a soft gurgling from her stomach), she was even more eager to get the fitting over with. (She was sure Hans was practically starving by this point, if his noisy stomach was anything to go off of.)
After another ten minutes or so, the tailor was finally done and Anna was able to remove the skirt.
As soon as she did, she quickly walked over to Hans to take his hand, but seeing that Gerda was still giving both of them a disapproving look, Anna kept her hands to herself and gave Hans a small smile instead.
Luckily, the tailor and his daughter didn’t wait around long, as they had other business to attend to, and soon both of them, plus Gerda, had exited the room - leaving Anna and Hans alone.
Once everyone was gone, Anna stepped around in front of Hans and rested her hands upon his stomach.
“Gee, I guess you’re hungrier than I thought,” she teased, trying again not to giggle as she looked up at him. However, she was unable to hold back her smile as she began to gently rub his belly. She didn’t know if it would help, but she liked to at least pretend so. She was also surprised to find that she enjoyed doing it. It was almost like she was taking care of him.
She then stepped just a little bit closer and gave him another sympathetic look, her hands still moving over his middle. “Are you alright?”
The tailor worked fast, but it still felt so long for Hans to wait. He was very hungry, so that accounted for a lot of why he was so impatient. However, there was also the excitement of him and Anna getting to be alone with one another. Maybe they could steal some more kisses or cuddle. Even if they just engaged in small talk while eating sandwiches he was still looking forward to it.
“It appears that I was even hungrier than I thought. I really thought I could make it through the fitting without my belly giving me away” he chuckled. “I am fine Anna, really. I mean, yes I am a bit embarrassed. It is not the most gentlemanly or princely for your stomach to growl. It sounded loud too, at least to me. Was it really that loud?”
“As princely or gentlemanly you may be, you still need to eat,” Anna pointed out with a teasing smile. She took his hands and gave them a gentle squeeze. “And your tummy’s going to tell you that, whether you like it or not.”
When Hans asked her about the volume of the sound, though, she shrugged a bit awkwardly - a little unsure of how to answer that.
“Well, it wasn’t exactly earth-shattering…I mean…” She tried to give him a reassuring grin, but it faded a bit when she realized that she couldn’t lie - even about something like that. “Okay, yeah…it was…actually…quite loud.” She gave him a sheepish look. “Don’t worry, though, now that we’re done with the fittings, we can head to the kitchen.”
Her smile then turned a bit coy, as an idea came to her. She dropped one of Hans’ hands and proceeded to trace circles on his stomach with the tip of her finger, as she leaned her face closer towards his. Her voice lowered as she added: “and when we get there, you can have all the sandwiches you want…I will see to it personally, that you don’t leave that kitchen, until you are absolutely stuffed with them…alright?”
By now, her eyes where hooded and her lips were just inches from his - teasing at the possibility of a kiss. The question was: would Hans’ desire for a kiss overtake his desire for food, or would his empty belly win out by noisily insisting on those sandwiches Anna teased about?
Hans bit his lip when Anna tried as hard as she could to sugarcoat how loud his tummy growling really had been. He couldn’t help a blush from creeping onto his cheeks. Hans had a feeling that his tummy growls would only be getting worse the longer that he stayed in Arendelle. There was definitely more food and the more his tummy got used to being full the more food that it would want. Suddenly Hans was a little worried about his waistline eventually noticeably expanding.
His lips were so close to her’s and he felt certain that she was trying to hint at wanting to kiss him. His tummy felt right about on the urge of growling again. He wanted that kiss though. If lips could growl in hunger then his probably would be now. He leaned in and gave her a deep kiss on the lips.