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LGBTQIA+ Community pledges to make Free Speech flag new flag after someone went "ew gross rainbow"

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Knightstown, IN Celebrates its First Poop Transplant

Entire Knightstown population gathers to witness history.

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U.S. Surgeon: This Simple Trick Empties Almost Immediately Your Bowels Every Morning

The average American spends the first 2 hours in bed on their phone thinking about hot chips and has a substandard bowel movement.

The U.S. Surgeon is recommending just getting out of bed after that alarm and just get in there and rip it.