Would I actually enjoy living under the Affini Compact
let’s do the pros/cons real quick.
Pros
No need to work to survive under a corpofascist system of capitalism
No bigotry allowed
I can be a catgirl for realsies
I can be property of Mistress and just be her pet
Star Trek replicators!
Core cuddles
constant praise and affirmation
free bottom surgery and healthcare
Access to the cultural databases of six galaxies
No more war, poverty, or hatred.
Did I mention the free bottom surgery, super HRT, and catgirl for realsies?
Open source supremacy/Space Plampt Linux
Cons
No self-determination we live in a society that is democratic on paper, but where all our decisions are made for us by uncaring elected representatives. The Affini actually would give a shit, would rather have them as my plampt overlords.
No goals to work towards because the perpetuation of capitalism is apparently a goal worth working towards the reason why this is dumb is self explanatory
Constant infantilisation by the society around me I get that anyway as an autistic person
Constant surveillance by the state Hey, at least the Affini are interested in my wellbeing, unlike fucking ECHELON and FIVE EYES.
Not being allowed to have complete control of my life again, when have any of us been free from the chain of capitalist oppression? At least in the compact, my role would be to be an adorably cute kitten for a caring owner who hopefully allow me to still roam free and be as curious and playful as I desire.
Our species won’t be allowed to develop at its own pace in accordance with the Prime Directive and achieve interstellar flight we will be astonishingly lucky if we don’t make Dmitri Glukovsky an accidental prophet and nuke ourselves in the next half decade. I think we shouldn’t be allowed to develop at our own pace, all things considered.
summary
Turns out there are zero actual cons and feralism is funny as fuck, what independence do we have anyway in the current world order? I for one welcome our space plampt overlords.
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Awwwwww, cutie pepperpots want to get domesticated? Cutie petterpots *get* domesticated!
Daleks have no concept of cuteness
I beg to fucking differ
That is is not pure DALEKS they will be exterminated
…
are you, like, okay, man?
out of character, like, why the fuck did you rock up to my blog and start Dalekposting at me?
are you okay?
I just really love daleks really really love daleks and I love Dalekposting
im sorry if I come off as rude
