I know the tale and I know it too well... @soybean-official - Tumblr Blog

“Two men looked out through prison bars; one saw mud, the other stars”. In celebration of 39th anniversary of Jojo's publishing! 01/01/1987 but I'm a bit late on the date.

si3art

☆°•DIO•°☆

arizuume

garuye

Jonadio commission for @kinitajojo!! Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to draw them! 🥹

logarto

the subtext of dio is so funny like hes never explicitly hilarious but he just lounges around his mansion fucking feeding and looking sexy just in case his grandnephew checks in on him and he has a pet falcon

cumpriest

one of his favorite butlers is a gamer who just plays video games in the cellar all day and his henchmen include an evil baby, orangutan, and man whos stand is the entire sun; remind you hes a fucking vampire. and the rest of his minions are just his polycule

italeteller

He froze time, physically moved Polnareff to the bottom of the stairs, then went back to pose on his throne just to fuck with his head

skelefolk

I feel like its important to note he did that last bit not just once, but every time Polnareff took a step up.

vfevermillion

cungadero

what is jojos bizarre adventure because what i do know about it is that theres a guy who punches things, indiana jones, and some guy named DIO whos name is never said quietly.

jojos bizarre adventure is about a manga artist who wants to trick people into listening to his playlist

cugzarui

as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA

alexseanchai

image description at explainXKCD:

explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.

flareonfloof

its a bit easier for astronomers

nerdynonnativenarnian

NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

flareonfloof

are they hydrogen or helium

nerdynonnativenarnian

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

flareonfloof

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

nerdynonnativenarnian

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

flareonfloof

im an astrophysicist

nerdynonnativenarnian

but but, science is science?!

flareonfloof

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

katzeregi

poolboydivision

x

tim-official

there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them

anarcho-gamerist

I use spicy to describe food

catgirlforeskin

my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it

fruitviking

Twilight

izbnart

Disco Elysium animation 🕺

theotherwesley

I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.

buffering

theotherwesley

feather obtained, purpose unclear

leaf obtained, purpose unclear

ground:

unclear

sibling obtained, purpose: biting

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

henstomper

we seriously need to do more to let people know about the dangers of sisy hypno i watched just one video and im still pushing this damn rock

hillhomed

i couldn't possibly tell you

fortunatelychaoticphantom

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.