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safety first, safety second, coolness third

[xenosaga]

yall ever be losing your fucking mind but chilling at the same time

[ghoul2-deactivated20170605]

me: *sends a single text* why am i so clingy

[stimman3000]

im rlly whatever the opposite of a manic pixie dream girl is.,. depressed goblin nightmare man . thatsa me

[deactivated-blog]

Alexa release the serotonin

[aoca]

[browsedankmemes]

[acti-veg]

This reportedly only happens because their hyper-sensitive whiskers makes it uncomfortable to brush against the sides. Many people have said that if you serve them their meals on a flat plate this doesn’t happen nearly as much.

[dogsenpai]

when ur depressed but try ur best to look like a snack

[dogsenpai]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

the dogs like im sad want to fuck but only robots want to fuck …. sad

[softnettle]

in this house we do grandma activities

[yassmines]

y'all mind if i

can’t…im shy

[ctrlaltdelshift]

Moldova

[mediahater]

Ireland that was a sweet heartfelt ballad but we all know ur just trying to reclaim ur dignity after jedward and Dustin the turkey

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ceacide]

being european means disliking your own country’s entry but still getting offended when it doesn’t get votes

[gaysessuale]

us: NO!!! BALLADS!!!

ireland: gay ballad??

us: ONE!!! BALLAD!!!

[staliaofatreides]

I STAN ONE (1) BALLAD ​

[vaor]

europe: we LOVE eurovision! 

europe once the votings start:

[kingjaffejoffer]

[cleothegoldfish]

Me: I’m going to be a kinder, gentler person.

Drake:  “You gotta be nice for what to these niggas?”

Me: