Something about masculine types getting desperate, grabbing at their crotch, and saying "I gotta take a fucking pisssss" 🤤

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Something about masculine types getting desperate, grabbing at their crotch, and saying "I gotta take a fucking pisssss" 🤤
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You're sitting on the edge of the bath tub, I'm im the hot water, between your spread legs. I run my fingers up your thigh and gently rub your clit before placing my palm on your full bladder. "Your bladder is so hard, it almost has a shape of a ball." I fixates my eyes on your lower body and suddenly press onto your bladder. "No, baby, no whimpering, mistress knows that you are a lot better. All you have to do is hold for me~" With my other hand I press my finger against your pulsing peehole while pushing onto your bladder again, constantly. "Shh, it's okay cutie, you can do it, mistress knows that you can keep holding." I smile at you encouragingly and start to circle around your clit while leaning closer to examine your princess parts. "You're so beautiful down there, you don't want to ruin this view by peeing yourself, right?" I push on your bladder harder and harder and I notice a drop of pee coming out. I immediately put my finger there. "No, baby, no leaking. Hold a little longer. Your mistress wants you to."
Does it grab your attention when some one fidgets in public and you wonder if they need to pee….Or are you normal 😅
Flooding the hallway!
Super Desperate Wetting In the Hall!!!
Mmmmm sooo hot
I’m sorry but if you’re not proud af of your girl and supportive of all her positive and exciting decisions, then you don’t deserve to have her as your girl.
The amount of sex I need right now is ridiculous.
do i have any weird followers that want to transfer me money for absolutely no reason at all
“Oh you have to pee do you? Well how do you like the sound of pouring rain? Or perhaps the splashes of feet in Wet puddles.”
“Stooooooop!”
“Oh my god, you’re actually going to piss yourself arent you?”
Wow, what a bulge!! How much pee can you hold? 😮
I have never actually measured it 🤷🏼♀️ might need to next time and get back to you xox
Think I might have to pee 🤔
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Ladies I have another question for you....
What’s one thing you wish guy did while he was going down ?
Actually suck on the clitoris instead of flicking it with his tongue like how a cat drinks water.
I have so much to learn thelifeofbunches
Go slow. Not everything has to be fast paced and crazy all the time
Hold my thighs. Like grip them, just firm enough…
Yasss that clit flicking shit is not the wave.
What about sucking on the clit ? thetennesseehoneyy
Fingering at the same time is always nice, but not in and out, find that gspot and massage it why you lick and suck the clit. I will die.
Touch/grab my thighs, my ass, slowly touch down my spine, everywhere, somewhere. Tease me good before you go down & while you’re down there.
Deadass with the thigh thing Kiss those inner thighs too Pretend you’re passionately kissing the kitty Not a cat drinking water Also don’t even do it if you a)don’t like doing it b)you’re going to do it for 2 seconds
I couldn’t hit reblog fast enough.
Don’t be to shy to open it up and really get the clit. Like if dudes really spread the lips and focused on the clit I would lose my mind
slow down on the flickering thing, that rapid shit isnt pleasurable, slowly running your tongue back n forth tho? Yes.
thigh kissing is nice, ass grabbing, thigh gripping, a little passionate teasing takes you far and honestly gets her wetter by the minute
slow down, take your time at first, dont just dive in, enjoy your meal
that rapid flicking thing doesnt do much for me (i cant speak for every girl) but slow runs across the clit are lovely, just focus on the clit, let your fingers do some work if you get tired or something
I dont know about every girl but that mimic-my-dick-with-my-tongue technique doesnt do shit
Notice how they’ve all basically said the same thing? I hope you men pay attention. Every woman is different but here are the basics to pleasing us.
1. Stop the fucking flicking shit.
2. Focus on the CLIT. Suck it, circle it. Engulf it. If she moans, keep doing that.
3. But pls, do visit thighland. Inner thigh licking and kissing will set us on fire.
4. What is this fingering shit? Massage the gspot or get out. We feel nothing with that little stabbing motion. Also, stop sticking your 2 inches of tongue in there. Come back up to the clit.
5. LONG stokes with the tongue.
6. Stop humming. Most of us use vibrators so that little humming trick you learned from GQ will pale in comparison.
7. Speaking of vibes, the reason you’re in our bed is because you can do 1 thing our wands and rabbits can’t do. And that’s grab us. Grab us, squeeze us, we want to feel your hands on our body.
8. If you can reach, grab a titty.
9. Some women are self conscious about how they look/taste/smell down there. Or worry about taking too long to orgasm, so let her know you’re enjoying it. Moan, groan, sound like you’re eating a plate of ribs
10. Do it til we cum or GTFO!
Oh damn 😳😳💕💕
Why aren’t things compiled and published like this more often??
And more importantly, why aren’t we being told this stuff while down there? Esp those of us who love doing it and doing it right….. feedback, ladies, when we’re there. Please?
I don’t often post shit like this but all of this is important. Guys, you want the goods? Learn to earn it. And please enjoy yourself. If you do it right you’ll enjoy the sheer fact that SHE’S enjoying it.
Taking notes for when I feel like putting some natural facial hair growth serum on my face.
Reblogging for awareness…
Don’t be rubbin on the clit like you trying to shine a shoe, it’s very sensitive. To that end, no dry cat-tounges. Slob it down.
If you think blowing on it or in it or anywhere near the pussy does anything for anyone, punch yourself in the face right now
Great facts and mad humorous. Shoot I love what I do and always have a drenched beard. And little to drink but always good to learn new tricks if there where some.
BEST!!!
ladies make this post the study guide for any nigga tryna eat. quiz him lol. if a nigga can’t eat it right after these gems he don’t deserve to lol.
its also good to see that not all of these are the same
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Yasssssss can’t say enough, eat pussy.
I live in Maryland I’m still trying to get someone to handle all the stuff everybody asking for i aim to please
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Reposting for those who have missed a thing or two😜
Read and learn, after all these years, I’ve learned, slow and steady wins every time
The weird thing about being a switch is sometimes you get a fantasy of the person of interest wetting in front of you but sometimes you get a fantasy of wetting yourself in front of them and you can’t tell which would be more enticing