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Lexie 20. Chicago. ig: @lexie_olives. formally four-ninety

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I’m beyonce hyping up Michelle like she was really saying something

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this is so fucking funny

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“Why don’t millennials–?”

MONEY.

We have none. No money. Nobody wants to give us any.

 Whatever the rest of your question is, the answer is almost definitely “money”.

“Why don’t millennials buy diamonds?” “Why don’t millennials have houses?” “Why don’t millennials travel?” “Why don’t…”

It’s money. 

Mystery(s) solved. You’re welcome.

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“When I was your age I bought my first house!” *clenches fist*

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Whites: I dont have white privilege! I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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Behold, some brand new Mac DeMarco for yo ass

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Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

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When has a child of the first family ever???????

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Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

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seriously go sasha 

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@sp-ceghost it’s kitty!!!!!

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omg it literally is!!! i'm in tears!!!

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all i really want is to be funny cuz like i'd love to do stand up on the side or write for some funny ifc or hbo shit. uGH

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The Democratic National Convention ended with balloons. A lot of balloons.

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East Oakland, Ca

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