wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Xuebing Du
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor
roma★
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Sade Olutola
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
Janaina Medeiros
occasionally subtle
@theartofmadeline
NASA
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
pixel skylines
oozey mess
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@spaceguitars
Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:
You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.
w sound and w audio
Pukicho on tumblr
I don't care what religion you are this RULES
Why does the cat make this post mature
I had a dream last night that I invented a new character that was literally just a kiwi bird wearing jeans but everyone got really really excited when I posted it like “OH HELL YEAH IT’S THE PANTS BIRD”
To be fair. They were pretty cute.
LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????
this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible
perplexed by this post because the heritage-post blog here is not the heritageposts (plural, without a hyphen) blog people would assume it is, and the date it’s giving is incorrect, but the date it gives isn’t wrong enough to be funny and also this post wouldn’t be especially odd for the normal heritageposts to reblog because it is quite old anyways. so i am not completely sure what was being gone for here. Anyway this is probably why tumblr should have more obvious built in timestamps because now a bunch of people think the spiders georg post was made like half a month before it actually was
this heritage-post blog is quite baffling because it does reblog old posts but i guess the “joke” is it just. doesn’t care what date they were made and makes one up on it’s own, because it reblogs multiple posts where the original post is deleted (thus the date of origin is lost) and gives a specific date on those, and when it does reblog posts where the op is intact it gets the date wrong by up to 3 years
there is literally not a single correct date on their blog it’s always off by at least a couple months
but like the posts it reblogs are like still pretty old in the first place so there’s not really any joke to giving them a slightly wrong date of origin. they’re just kind of doing this. bizarre
they identify a post from THIS YEAR as being from 2018
but again like not a wrong enough date to be funny?? not a day that would have any real significance to the post (the ban the post is about went into question on december 17th, not the 28th) they just kind of went “Ok now i’ve decided this post from april is actually from like 3 years ago. Laugh(?)” Is their goal laughter? Try as i might i cannot discern what the joke is
im so glad somebody noticed this blog because i got this bizarre DM from them like months ago and couldnt for the life of me figure it out
What
if somebody is like, ‘excessively’ picky about food (and it’s not a deliberate dietary restriction like being vegan or paleo) then it’s almost certainly related to a disability or health condition. in fact I’d go as far as to say it’s 100% down to a disability or a health condition, even if they don’t know it themselves!
Nobody is going to choose to be extra picky about what they eat just like, for shits & giggles bcos it’s 1) extraordinarily inconvenient and 2) very anxiety-inducing
self reblog to add: the reason some picky eaters gravitate towards processed food as their ‘safe’ foods isn’t because they just want to eat junk food all the time. it’s because processed foods are predictable - you go into a mcdonalds and order chicken nuggets, they will be the same as every other mcdonalds chicken nuggets you’ve ever had.
if you have sensory processing disorder or ARFID (or both!) even tiny variations in what you’re eating can be a Big Deal. the natural variety you get with homecooked and fresh foods that most people enjoy is stressful and unpleasant. even eating a different brand of processed food than you usually would is :S when it’s not a given they’ll be truly identical.
I see people act like someone who’s ‘safe’ food is e.g. bread and butter must have a legitimate issue whereas someone who’ll only eat mcdonalds chicken nuggets is clearly being obnoxious but that’s just… not true? what makes it a legitimate problem is how restricted the person’s diet is, not what foods they eat.
as an autistic person I didn’t know it wasn’t intuitive to everyone that processed foods are often easier to eat. They’re the same every time.
One of the good parts about my mental health getting better is that I can eat strawberries again.
want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)
Are we just gonna ignore Entei sitting there and watching
Like, a god-like entity is watching you hug a sheep
That’s her dad don’t be rude.
(source)
sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it
oh no im late for zoom class (◯Δ◯∥) *trips and falls and mmy fat fucking tits break my laptop in half* kyaaaaa!!!! (*≧∀≦*)
