Welcome To The Trash Pit

27–He/Him—Just a guy doing stuff

[thesurielle-deactivated20260126]

idk who needs to hear this but take your fucking pto

[mxtomituck]

We’ve entered Q4 of 2025, folks! If your PTO doesn’t roll over, start planning how to use that shit!

PTO is considered a part of your total compensation package. Meaning it’s part of your salary. When you don’t take it, you’re leaving money on the table that your employers will happily take back.

[frenzyarts]

I’m a magician in the sheets 😏 *pulls a rabbit out of my pussy*

[give-grian-rights]

-Mary Toft, 1726

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

Hold on I need to look something up

[the-dumb-smart-friend]

What

[give-grian-rights]

yeah. sorry

[doityourselfbombs]

osha compliant blowjob

[high-theyre-frendough]

[katjohnadams]

[cheddar-baby]

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

[cheddar-baby]

Bark for me dog

[owlwisdoms100]

Not Even God Can Prepare You For What Your About To See

[cheesesnax-deactivated20181015]

What is it?

[owlwisdoms100]

[mothfields-deactivated20220411]

[edgebug]

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

[edgebug]

your brain is unfathomably colossal

[drumcorpshero]

Spoopy Season Safety

[massacre-girlypop]

Oh my god reblog to save a me thank you

[cotardkindrome1999]

Reblogging even though it's way past Halloween bc this is an important reminder!

[suotar]

Stay away from anything with charcoal during this season if you are on ANY medication!!!

[animentality]

[nicostiel]

#Tag yourself

[energyprison]

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

[catcrumb]

[chromegnomes]

on hold with the pest control company for work, and their hold message seriously just hit me with

"did you know there are a million ants for every human on earth? someone will be with you shortly"

[chromegnomes]

i'm so afraid they're gonna connect me with my million ants

[hmmbo]

it's taking so long because they can only pick one of the million ants to take your call and all of them want a chance

[sacred-portal]

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[shiny-goodra808]

I think about this video all the time

[arrestingknave]

@micamone

[littleguysdaily]

[angelicguy]

I don't even like blasting my ray gun anymore. I don't like flying my UFO around anymore

[sirduke]

don't say that

[angelicguy]

I don't even like invading planets

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[averagefairy]

not to be dramatic but the amount of people commenting on this post that I should stop whining and be grateful for having two days off a week when they only get one or none is...... literally proving my point that we’re all brainwashed ghfjhddjfk... thats like if someone cut off your arms and then only cut off one of mine, you focus on how much worse you have it instead of the fact that we’re still both fucking bleeding out 

[grimelven]

part 2 (and this is actually canon)