Your-local-clown

She/Her | 20 years old | Dropped out collage strident because screw education | Loves COD, Starwars, Lord of the rings | 100% goofy goober |

[theweirdwideweb]

Matt McCreary

[avalynramsaygames]

When you're so good at parkour that you're bad at it.

[pretty-prince-lulu]

me in my soul when I absolutely fucking do not want to do the one basic task on today's agenda but I have to do it

[spacekitty7666]

This is the type of shit I do when I'm off my meds

[echoofadream-deactivated2024120]

Thinking about big strong men who could easily overpower me, who could easily harm me or use me however they want. But who start trembling once I raise my voice at them. Falling to their knees, desperately clinging to my clothes, begging to be told what they did wrong so that they could make it up to me.

They take up more than half the bed yet they wanna be babied, taken care of. Tell them how pathetic they look begging for affection, begging to suck on your tits and have their hair played with while their pants get tighter before you even get to take your bra off. Aren't they so cute when they struggle to sit on your lap? "Mommy please I know I'm heavy but I need it please please please"

Completely and utterly at your mercy. And unbelievably shameless. "Mhm please...stuff my mouth! I need to suck on something! Anything please!"

They don't leave your side. Scary dog privilege my ass. No one messes with you when they see him walking behind you on the streets but what they don't see is the way his legs are shaking, the way his ass is clenching around that vibrating butt plug. And that's not even a punishment, he begged for it! Begging to be used at all times. Can you even refuse him when he's so fucking polite? Make him beg even harder for the small pathetic ounce of stimulation he wants when he's already on the floor sobbing like it's the end of the world just because it hurts how hard he is for you at all times. He craves it. Relief, a brief touch, anything to make the tantalizing ache go away. But his mind is so messy he doesn't even know if he wants to cum till nothing comes out of his abused cock or if he wants to be edged to the point he starts speaking unintelligible nonsense.

"Mhm~ don't know! Do something pleaseee! You know I...ahh I need something please..."

"What is it, sweet thing? Use your words. How can mommy help her puppy hm?"

"Nhg~ don't knoowww mommy...need you...lots...want yes want...mommy!"

And you laugh at him. The whole situation is just so fucking funny, yet it melts your heart at the same time. Seeing how reliant he is on you. Seeing how vulnerable he allows himself to become in front of you. The level of trust that takes.

And you wipe away his tears and kiss his lips gently, taking care of your pretty boy to the best of your abilities. Making him feel so good.

And he thanks you over and over again. "Mommy thank you! I love you! Love you love you love you soo much! What can I do for you, mommy? Wanna make mommy feel good, please!"

He'd gladly do whatever you say. "You want me to eat you out? Yes yes yes! Mommy tastes so good! Hold my face and fuck it! Fuck my mouth please! Please...." Even better if you want his fingers inside you since his cock is already too sensitive for your soft and warm walls to wrap around. He'll worship your pussy as well as he can. Long thick fingers curling just right inside you, his soft skin intensifying the pleasure he was giving you. "Am I doing it right, mommy? Am I a good boy? Mhm~ mommy does it feel good here?" And it does. He's a good boy and his yours. Your good boy.

[spacekitty7666]

Manifesting this🙏🙏

[the-sweet-hibiscus]

Daddy-Issues!Gaz who takes his problems out on deadbeats he sees at bars.

I'm talking full on fist fights because a guy happened to leer at the bridal party too long. Bathroom brawls because some dick was complaining too loudly about their family at home.

He's come out with more than one injury on his face, arms, and legs – probably more than he's gotten from the military itself. It's a wonder he hasn't been discharged yet.

Anyway I just want him to be a little off the handle when the "men" around him are trash is that too much to ask.

[spacekitty7666]

I STAND BY THIS.

[spacekitty7666]

YAY JUST TURNED 20🥳🥳

I'm having a movie night with my friends right now, may or may not cry later

ANYWAYS YA THATS IT BYE POOKIES♡♡

11/23/2024

[robiinurheart33]

Ok ok Johnny but he can’t accept the fact that people love him?

First girlfriend. Went south real fast and realised he was gay.

First boyfriend. Was bi-curious. First heartbreak too.

Second boyfriend. Only wanted him for his body. Self explanatory.

Third boyfriend. Way too emotionally unavailable, felt like they weren’t even dating at a point. Turns out he already has a partner.

You get the gist.

At a very young age, Johnny was aware of his unfortunate personality. School fights, family scoldings, bedroom sobbing, it’s all just a blur to him now. It’s not like he had the worst life out there, no. But he can’t shake the fact that he can’t really remember anything about his childhood. The trauma stuck though, unfortunately.

He could never really seem to shake off that “unloveable” blanket on his shoulders.

It’s not that bad, in retrospect. His friends like him, sure. They tolerate him. He knows he’s loud, he knows he’s brash, he’s a lot to deal with! He understands. So every once in a while, he’ll just…back off. Leave everyone alone and just spend some time alone. The horrors do get to him when he’s alone in his room, clutching the fabric of his shirt and trying to get ahold of his breathing, but it’s basically nothing to what everyone else has to endure! He’s selfish, he knows it already, always needy, always wanting. This is the least he can do to make sure that his loved ones aren’t tipped over the boiling point and actually leave him for good.

He doesn’t know what to do with himself at times.

Then he meets ghost.

Powerful, strong, admirable Ghost. He blew his fucking lid. He’s even bigger than the rumours suggest. He’s professional, clean. He’s everything that Soap wishes to be.

He’s jealous right off the bat. How could he not be?

Honestly, he feels a bit bad for the guy at the start. Soap’s laying it on thick with the touching and the questions. He’s obviously fucking with him a bit, bit to be fair he’s not really doing much to stop him either. As time goes on, it becomes a weird sort of admiration/jealousy thing. He still is jealous of Ghost, but not to an extreme extent that he could be.

Ghost is another very peculiar case, one that Soap doesn’t seem to mind prodding. After a few missions together, he could see why he was so infamous. But still, Ghost wasn’t pushing back. Has anyone done this to him before? Why was he just letting this happen? Ghost might find him weird, sure, but he’s the most curious disturbing motherfucker soap’s ever met.

The army isn’t exactly a place to find someone to get their dick wet, homophobes around the corner at every turn. Soap’s just accepted it as part of life now, not really wanting to think much on it but having that fact lurk at the back of his mind. It’s a bit depressing, sure, to not have anyone get to know his actual self, but then again he was sure that anyone who truly got to know him wouldn’t talk to him ever again. If it’s not the gay thing, it’s the army thing. If its not the army thing, it the personality thing. Whatever. John’s gotten used to it.

However, though some unexplainable force (the SAS and Price), Soap and Ghost had become some sort of dynamic duo now. They’d fought together, lost together, gone through some of the most horrific weathers known to man, and they’d both survived under some miracle. Well, soap survived. He never doubted ghost would.

He got very close though. Way too close for Soap’s liking. They were in some fuck-ass country upside down the earth, down to his last mag and ghost clipped in the shoulder. They were hauling ass just- away. They didn’t know when exfil would get there, or where. Their main objective was just to survive. Ghost was making a very vulnerable wheezing sound from his throat and Soap’s gun was overheating, burning though his gloves.

“Soap- Sargent.” Ghost whispered, somehow always remaining calm in the most chaotic situation Soap’s been in so far. Either that, or he’s just really fuckin tired.

“No’ now, L.T, tryna get us to safety.”

“Soap, leave me behind.”

“What? Listen, I’ve got no time for your stupid heroism crap, okay? Just- shut up.”

“MacTavish, im serious. I have nothing waiting for me. I’ll be okay. Just go. Stay safe.”

“Whot the hell did i just say?” He snapped, turning towards him. “I’ve go’ no time for this. You’re coming wit me whether you like it or not.” Soap jabs a finger into his chest, leaning in close until he’s sure Ghost can see the faintest scar on his right eyebrow from screwing around with a razor with his friends, trying to give himself a eyebrow slit.

“You’ve got me, haven’t ya? You’ve got Price, and the people on your team are counting on you. I’m counting on you. So you can die somewhere else, in the bumfuck a’ nowhere, but you’re not allowed to die today, now. Ya hear me?”

Like this, gunpowder and dust making his nose itchy, looking intensely at Ghost to make sure his point is drive home, there’s a look in his eyes that soap thinks he’s never seen before. He- he kinda looks like-

How Soap looks at Ghost.

With admiration.

Oh.

So, yeah. They ran out of there on the air of their asses, Soap laughing as the final hits of adrenaline pulses his heart, Ghost leaning against him with the same look in his eye, and they’ve never exactly been the same after that.

Soap chalked it off as it being in the heat of the moment kinda thing, but he’s been consistently catching Ghost’s eye staring at him from a distance away, just staring, with that strange look in his eye. Not always with the same emotion, Soap guesses, but still. It’s close enough. He doesnt know what’s happening, or what he did, but something changed. And it’s driving him insane. It’s not that Ghost wasn’t already friendly in his own weird ghost way, but now he’s being friendly in a normal way.

It’s so weird.

He’ll be waiting at the gun range for Soap like he knows he’d appear there, toss him an apple when he feels peckish, slap his hand away when he needs to change bandages muttering something about him not doing it properly. It’s weird, and it’s nice, and it’s making soap feel all itchy and hot. he can’t even scratch himself anymore as a soothing tick, Ghost will just slap his hand away and grumble a “stop that.”

It’s weird, and soap can’t help but enjoy it.

He feels a bit selfish, feeling like he’s somehow taking advantage of ghost’s kindness, but for what? He’s feeling guilty but what exactly is he being selfish about? Maybe a mental checkup is in order, he’s losing his mind a bit. They’re friends, that’s all. It’s not…that unheard of that ghost would have friends, isn’t it? He should feel honoured to be his…fist? Again, Soap doesn’t know a lot about him.

Time passes. He dips his toes in guerrilla warfare for the first time, can’t say he’s a fan. Been backstabbed, shot, and survived. Hes earned his nickname, and sticks by it. (Hah) Though thick and thin, Ghost’s been there throughout it all. An angel guiding him to the churches, a leader who he would follow to the pits of hell, a friend when he needed one. After all that, the questions just never seemed to slow down. About his family, himself, his hobbies… to keep him awake, to pass the time, just whenever. Mostly Soap would get grumbles and short answers, proper sentences if he’s in the mood (which is all the time) or drunk enough. He’s flustered under all the attention and he knows it, itching beneath the helmet and the layers of armour. Soap is brash, and loud, and a little bit of a pyromaniac. He knows it. He’s fine with it. All jagged edges, no slowing down in sight. He doesnt know what to do with the change coming. He does the only thing he knows to do. He runs. After all of it is said and done, with makarov in the streets now, not much is to be done other than waiting for further instruction.

Applies leave for a few days, rented a airbnb online, have some alone time. Reset. Easy. Simple. Hes done this all his life. But when he was just about to slip out, Ghost suddenly appeared right in front of him.

“Gah- Jesus, fuck, ghost. What’s wrong?”

“You’re leaving.”

“Yeah, I am. You signed off on the papers.”

“Why?”

“Just…some time. To myself.”

“Is that it?”

“…yeah?” What else does he want me to say?

Ghost looks like he.. squirms a bit, which is weird. Ghost doesn’t squirm.

“Just… the countryside. And stuff.” This is the worst casual conversation he’s ever had with Ghost.

“Um… i got you something.” Then he’s holding something out.

“Huh? Really- this is a rock.” What the fuck.

“It’s a rock from Las Almas.”

“You… kept a rock. From Las Almas. What, you couldn’t have stopped by an actual gift shop just around the corner? I think i saw one right around where i found your knife lodged into-”

“-You done yet?” He snaps.

“Apparently not, sir. You wanna explain the rock?” Soap’s being a bitch.

“Just that… you’re going to be alone… and. Makarov.”

“It’s a legitimate place, ghost. you wont find anyone there.”

“Not just that, it’s like-” He groans slightly and scratches the back of his head. “You’re going to be alone, and the last time you were alone..”

Oh.

“It’s just a reminder that like, I wasn’t going to give it to you this soon but, i was there. With you. You weren’t truly alone, johnny. And.. you’re going to be alone now. Actually alone. And i just….its. I’m here. At Redhill. I’m going to be here. You know where to find me.”

You’ve got me, haven’t ya?

Oh shit.

Soap doesn’t know what to say. He can feel the tip of his ears burning, pricking down his cheeks and flush down his neck. He doesnt know how to stand properly, what to say, how to think. Because everything he;s thinking right now should not be applied to his lieutenant.

This doesn’t mean anything, right? It doesn’t change anything. It’s still the same. Soap knows that Ghost cares about him. He’s his Sargent. He’s his Sargent. But not in that way. They’re friends. The rock from Las Almas. He’s fine. They’re fine. It’s just like the rock is a physical manifestation and real evidence that Ghost may or may not like him. Jesus, he shouldn’t think like that. He’s too quiet. He should say something. His lips twitch.

“Thank you.” THAT’S IT?? SAY MORE.

“I’ll know where to look, then.” Soap gives the most half flustered, half assed smile he’s ever given to anyone. He cant even begin to imagine how he looks right now. His heart pulls. Ghost looks away. He feels like he’s going to be swept off his feet in a bad (good) way.

“Right then.” He clears his throat, disappearing down the corner of the hallway. Soap gapes as he stares after him. What was that? What was him? What? He looks down at the heavier-than-it should-look rock in his sweaty palms, and swallows.

This doesn’t change anything. They’re still working together. They’re the lieutenant and Sargent of the 141 Taskforce. He’s fine. They’re fine.

Everything is okay.

[spacekitty7666]

Simon 'Ghost' Riley? That you?

[sunshowersanddandelionwine]

au where the Riley family lives and simon gets into some Deep Shit™️ with some sort of group, whether it’s cartel or a terror org or what have you. And despite his and price’s and laswell’s best efforts, even the most privileged information eventually makes its way to the highest bidder. Which means that when this amorphous Group wants to hurt the ghost, they go after his most tender weak point.

They snatch Joseph Riley on his way home from school one day, and he’s terrified. He knows what his uncle does (vaguely and highly sanitized), enough for a kid his age to understand the gravity of the situation. So he has some idea of what’s about to happen.

Joseph doesn’t really have a good gauge on the passing of time, trapped in a dank, moldy cell in the ground with a single dirty window that doesn’t let in much light. The cuffs around his wrists are too tight, chafing against the thin skin. He’s hungry, thirsty, tired, but not scared. Okay, he’s a little scared but not as scared as he should probably be. Because he knows that come hell or high water, Uncle Simon is on his way.

That is, until the Group gets tired of waiting for Ghost to make a move and decide to send a message. They grab Joseph by the scruff and drag him out of the cell he’d memorized every inch of through the building. Joseph doesn’t know what’s happening, but whatever it is can’t be good.

And it isn’t. The door they come to is large, looks like it’s solid steel but with a weird sheen to it. There are claw marks digging into the frame and the ground. And a low, persistent growl echoes from behind the metal. Before Joseph can even think to speak, to beg for his life, one of the men unlocks the door, throws Joseph to the ground, and slams it shut behind him.

He falls in a crumpled heap, panting and coughing into the darkness around him. And then he freezes. Because the room is silent. The growl is gone. With the last bit of courage he has, he lifts his head from the dirty, iron-smelling floor and locks eyes with two bright blue irises glowing in the dark.

He’s heard stories of the wolves before, caught somewhere between man and monster. Some had come from Uncle Simon, some where rumors floated around school, some were just stories told to scare children. The stories all talked about the ferocious majesty of wolves, massive frames and thick fur and pearly white, razor sharp fangs.

This wolf is entirely unlike those stories. In the barely-there light leaking through the seam of the door, he can see just how bad the wolf is. His fur is ragged and hanging off his skeletal frame. Barely healed scars cut deep gouges into his face and flanks. And his eyes have no keen intelligence left, just base animal instinct. He’s watching Joseph silently, unmoving.

Joseph knows the wolf is starving, and he’s the unwilling lamb led to slaughter.

But the wolf doesn’t pounce. He inches forward, nosing gently at the bruises and scratches on Joseph’s face. He whines quietly when Joseph hisses from the movement. And he herds Joseph away from the door towards a tangled pile of dirty blankets and straw, curling around his shivering body with eyes pinned to the locked door.

Wolves are pack animals, and werewolves are no exception. When one werewolf soldier Sergeant MacTavish was drugged and captured, the Group thought they had themselves a mindless killing machine. They thought they could throw a child at a lonely, feral wolf and send the Ghost a gruesome message. They either didn’t know or didn’t care that pups, no matter the species, are precious to the pack. They gave Soap a pup, and he would protect that pup with his life.

(And when Ghost bursts into the cell not long after, blood soaked and wild eyed, he doesn’t expect to see his nephew, alive and relatively unharmed, with a massive guard dog curled around him. He doesn’t expect that guard dog to change back into a man. And he doesn’t expect that guard dog to stick around once he’s back on his feet, sticking to his side like he’s got no where better to be.)

[spacekitty7666]

I love those Fics where Ghost meets Reader and just decides that she WILL be his, but what about Reader who meets Ghost and takes the whole "Hold on and never let go" to a new level

Maybe she's a new team mate, temporary for a big mission or something

And the moment Ghost gets pared with you, you immediately make it very clear that he's YOUR man

Helping with paperwork, watching his back extra in the field, making him tea, etc

Even when she's getting ready to leave base because the mission is over, she gives him a kiss on the cheeks and reminds him to be a good boy while she's gone, promising to come visit again (she's filling out an application to join the 141 the moment she's back at her main base)

[fanpholily]

"fluff is so boring" "fluff is all the same"

but the darkfics you consume aren't? the smut fics you consume aren't?

you bash fluff because it's all "saccharine" and "tired", but the fics you reblog aren't? they're not tired?

how many "price is a bear shifter" fics do you have to read before you realize they are? how many "ghost doesn't know how to flirt so he assigns you as his wife without you realizing" fics do you have to read before you realize they are? how many "ghoap is seeking a female third" fics do you have to read before you realize they are? how many "price is a sugar daddy with an interest in young females" fics do you have to read before you realize they are? how many "ghost lives in a cabin in the woods and loves to chase you through them before cannibalizing you " fics do you have to read before you realize they are?

those concepts are all tried and tired but fluff is the issue? fluff is where you draw the line? babe, be so fucking for real.

if you really want fanfic to go in a different direction, you're gonna have to stop consuming repetitive fics. you can't call out one type of fic for being repetitive without also calling out all fics--including the formulaic fics you write and read.

don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with formulaic fics. but i'm tired of you hypocrites. you have opinions on shit you dislike, but your only criticism of it can be applied to *everything* you read and write, not just the ones you find "boring".

i'm tired of the tired fandom discourse.

[spacekitty7666]

PREACH THE WORD

[spacekitty7666]

TF141 who is currently off the grid after a bad mission that almost took all of their lives, leaving them battered and bruised. So with the help of Laswell, they were pronounced K.I.A

To stay hidden, they moved to a small village far from where anyone could find them. They lived in a cute but humble cottage and started to explore the place a bit better, and that's when they saw Sweet Baker!Reader

Soft and full, so different from them but so perfect, and they new from the moment she helped Gaz with his cast, soft and delicate hands fixing it for him, that she was theirs. She just didn't know it yet.

[spacekitty7666]

Teen!Oc who's a sweet 16 year old who's been recommended from laswell to the 141 much to Prices surprise, a literal child helping the 141?? Absolutely not. John rejecting it immediately. No way in hell was he going to put a teenager in his team.

After some more convincing from Laswell he finally reads her file, shocked to find her rank at Sargeant and seemingly efficient, most of her file is blocked out like normal but after more research, he decides to give her a chance, it'd clear she's had a hard life so the least he can do as meet her, give her a chance yeah?

When the 141 meet her she's a bit more then they expected, more..bubbly? Yeah bubbly is right.

She's sweet but respectful, even reciprocating Soaps fun banter! Sure she's a bit skittish when they get to close to her, but who's not? The only thing really catching their eye was a simple black mask over her mouth. (The ones we used in covid) Though curious they couldn't judge much because it's not where as odd as ghosts.

Overall she seems like a normal sweet teenage girl, and that was more of a bad thing then good. She didn't seem hardened enough, to innocent. She wasn't cut out for war, no matter what her file said.

Still with her being here on base to meet them, she ended up staying for a few days, get the team to know her more, see her train, etc.

What they didn't expect was the bite she had on her, they didn't see it till a rookie was being bitchy with her because she wasn't just a girl, but a teen. It wasn't until she broke his nose that he listened.

It shocked the team to finally see some teeth. Little do they know that this sweet girl is bat shit crazy. At least when she wants to be.

[spacekitty7666]

The 141 don't usually have the privilege of a home cooked meal. Besides for rare breaks off work their stuck with the crappy mess hall food. Don't get them wrong, any warm food they'll gladly gobble up, but food on base compared to home cooking? Might as well be dog food.

So when you come back from your leave and decide to gift them some of your delicious cooking? Don't be surprised when they're bending you over the common room table and repaying they're gratitude by splitting you open and fucking that cute mouth of yours.

[nickolashx]

Still Wakes the Deep (2024)

Still Wakes the Deep is a horror video game developed by The Chinese Room and published by Secret Mode.

You are an offshore oil rig worker, Cameron "Caz" McLeary, fighting for your life through a vicious storm, perilous surroundings, and the dark, freezing North Sea waters.

All lines of communication have been severed. All exits are gone. All that remains is to face the unknowable horror that’s come aboard.

[spacekitty7666]

NAH I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE. I CANT.

I JUST WATCHED "Still wakes the deep" AND ITS THE BEST HORROR GAME IVE WATCHED IN A LONG TIME. ITS MY NEW FAVORITE.

Dear God please this is a warning, it's a fucking masterpiece but it will kill you.

It's so tragic.

This game needs more recognition.

I wouldn't spoil it but if your into gory monsters, scary oil rigs, and sobbing then honestly consider playing or watching game play.

[spacekitty7666]

Death angels

Survivor!141 x Youngteen!Reader (platonic)

tw: mentions of blood, slight gore, apocalypse

Youngteen!Reader who was walking home from school when the national emergency sirens went off.

Youngteen!Reader, confused and afraid, turned her slow walk into running home.

Youngteen!Reader, who, as soon as she got home, ran to the basement, waiting for her parents to get home as she checked her phone for news reports.

Youngteen!Reader freezes when she hears the first explosion.

Youngteen!Reader who sobs into her arm as she gets a national warning on her phone to evacuate and hide.

Youngteen!Reader who hides for 13 grueling hours.

Youngteen!Reader who finally leaves the cold basement when the sirens stop.

Youngteen!Reader who walked the silent and ruined street looking for anyone.

Youngteen!Reader who froze in terror when she saw a bloody deformed body being eaten by a monster.

Youngeteen!Reader who had to start the apocalypse alone.