[ddal84]

[toskarin]

[aqwult]

[arnoldpalmerzero]

[aqwult]

[aqwult]

[yamada-ryo]

[meatbeatn]

Neo: why does my penis hurts

Bisexual Morpheus: it's because you're using it for the first time

[aqwult]

[aqwult]

[anxeious]

[moon-pepper]

[mousidy]

they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

[jukai-xxx-deactivated20251220]

[theomor1k]

[terraced-garden-deactivated2025]

[swamplevel]

walking into my rhodes island office, hanging up my coat, pushing W and Ines off my desk, wiping off the blood, and opening a message from Kal that says 'kill yourself' and then is followed by 'ignore that last message'. I nod thoughtfully and ignore that last message. I take a sip of my coffee. It's Muelsyse. I spit her out into the sink. I open the cabinet and get a new mug. Ho'olheyak is in the cabinet. I sit down at my desk and respond affirmatively to the email from Platnium asking me if Gravel has been bothering me. (This gets them into a subtext filled deathmatch, which is enrichment in their enclosure.) I respond to Amiya's last cute text emoji with a ':P', which she likes within 10 seconds. I clock out. I get a beer with Hoederer and Pallas. They get into a poetry battle in 3 different languages. 5 minutes of downtime. 6 hours of brooding on the landship considering the burden of the world (in the rain.) Amiya shows up with an umbrella eventually. She asks me how my day was. I say: good.

[taxus-fraud]

Hey guys, my opponent just fused their entire side of the board into a gestalt entity, which is currently dissecting and calcifying my pieces such that they fit into its twisted vision of an eternal, perfect state of the universe. What's the best counter in this situation?