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[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[demilypyro]

I wonder why my chest got so large... they've always seemed to grow faster and bigger than other tgirls I know.... is it just that I used cypro?... no, that's standard here, and I'm bigger than the other local tgirls too.... is it genetic, then?... My mom and my grandma are somewhat well endowed I guess.... but not to an unusual amount for cis women, I think?... maybe it's my diet? I eat a lot of meat and potatoes, that's a lot of protein, carbs and fat, so maybe... I've never been good at gaining weight, though.... I really don't get it. what's going on with my body?

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

the chosen hero...... a flaming heart, burning bright within my chest....

[orionshounds]

thank you mr fox

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

shoutout to the Manly Mandanna actually belonging (in Deltarune, at least) to a little girl that just wanted to be seen as tough and brave and probably drew the abs on it herself

[lunawolf237-is-gay]

The contrast in their ""mentorship"" is hilarious.

[martial-art-world]

scientisrs taught a snake boxing and you can probsbly guess how lthat went.

[k00lestkidintown]

i love putting more tags than actual text in my posts

[goatstrogen]

GIRLS THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING,, PLEASE FACTORY RESET YOUR PHONES GET NEW ONES IF YOU HAVE TO GET AN INDEPENDENT SIM card WHAT IS HAPPENING

I'M BEGGING YOU

THEY CANT DO THIS TO YOU PLEASE

[eatingmarkerz]

jarona guy

[i-bet-the-max-limit-is-32-symbol]

hopefully OP doesn't mind if I

Visit Original Link

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[animentality]

[ashes2caches]

transfem who accidentally smoked too much of the infinite orgasm weed and looks really pathetic right now.

[stay-the-knight]

[tainebot01]

Everyone spun masterfully!

[december-knight]

{The Knight attempts to spin as well}

[chocomichhi]

toby's got a favorite color combo i think

[glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl]

An only slightly exaggerated description of working with the FFF on bodymod projects:

FFF research: wish we had access to this highly specialized piece of equipment.

Me: Already got one ordered! It will be here in two weeks.

FFF researcher: What…..how….how is that even possible?

Me: The less you know, the better. *chitters as I scurry back into the laboratory*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

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