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Space certainly does that. I believe it may have something to do with an inconsisfent day/night cycle as would be present on planet, as well as the different speeds perhaps changing the accuracy of how fast time passes.

Oh, you didn’t lead anything through that might be coming out of Lion, are you? He does enjoy chewing on the occasional cord, so I would be careful in that regard.

spacemanlars

oh no. THAT’S why the wifi comes and goes. lion doesn’t stay near wifi, because lion doesn’t even know what wifi is. why didn’t we try to make this work with cellular signals? oh, right, because that would cost money, and it’s not like i’m earning dollars out here in space!

wait, maybe you could put a hot spot on lion somehow? no, wait, it would still need power, and lion doesn’t exactly generate that. great, i guess despite everything, we still have to be lucky.

maybe this means i should be hanging around earth more often!

not that i’m around earth right now

why would i be around earth when there’s all this space to lose time in?

#spacemanlars

go-garnet

spacemanlars‌:

what

what??????

but that just

how???

it just keeps on happening, huh? i remember back when i thought you guys were just local cryptids, because that what everyone thought

and now there are whole different universes???

wait, you’re not going to be needing my hair to get there, are you?

do not question it

i made that mistake and it was very overwhelming

your hair is safe from universal travel. its only used for steven travel.

spacemanlars

oh thank god, it’s already kind of a lot for steven to use my hair

he kind of got bigger, and i know my hair technically has room, but it feels like there’s a lot less, especially if connie is going to come along

nothing against her either, but i think my hair is really at a one steven per traveler limit these days

and do you think i can take sun incinerator to another universe?

#gogarnet

ooc

lars desperately wants to ask where he fits in, because he knows he’s part of steven’s weird extended family now, but doesn’t know who to ask, or even really what to ask

but he wants to ask something

but he’ll look weird doing it

and we definitely can’t have that

spacemanlars

@holomemoria started following you

uh hey

i guess garnet was right, not that anyone should be surprised

holomemoria

Oh, was she? How surprising. :^)

I hope it conveys I was being silly there! I am still learning with this “application” and how to communicate efficiently and accurately.

Regardless, hello Lars. It’s certainly been a while, hasn’t it?

spacemanlars

well apparently it’s been longer than i thought, but i think my sense of time is broken out here in space

project “figure out how to connect to earth wifi through the captain’s hair” actually managed to work, though, so there’s that

and it turns out i was missing a lot!!!

#holomemoria

go-garnet

spacemanlars‌:

it’s not that there’s no trouble

it’s that, well, this kind of trouble isn’t as fun

i’m not even a pirate anymore! i use to be a space pirate and it was awesome! now i am the man, and space pirates are running from me!!!

youll find new places to explore soon

i hear peridot is working on something that will play a hand in that

sit down. trust me.

i see the possibility of visiting other universes as factible in the future

spacemanlars

what

what??????

but that just

how???

it just keeps on happening, huh? i remember back when i thought you guys were just local cryptids, because that what everyone thought

and now there are whole different universes???

wait, you’re not going to be needing my hair to get there, are you?

#gogarnet

@holomemoria started following you

uh hey

i guess garnet was right, not that anyone should be surprised

#holomemoria

go-garnet

spacemanlars‌:

they’re maybe a little bored

it turns out there’s a lot less to do in space than we thought

gems everywhere are getting to do what they want, where they want, when they want, and that’s all well and good, but when you’re not running from the diamond authority, what are you actually doing???

you tell me

earth is peaceful but we still manage to find plenty of trouble

youll find something fun soon enough

i know it

spacemanlars

it’s not that there’s no trouble

it’s that, well, this kind of trouble isn’t as fun

i’m not even a pirate anymore! i use to be a space pirate and it was awesome! now i am the man, and space pirates are running from me!!!

#gogarnet #i mean i don't doubt that.

and5teven

spacemanlars‌:

aw jeez

you say that like it’s easy to live in space

it’s actually not, even you’re, well, whatever i am now. you know, the doctors never were actually able to figure out if i was healthy

even if it’s not, you can always come home for a while. i know you get along with your crew, but you have friends here too!

you know what? i can’t sleep anyway. do you want to watch bad horror films?

spacemanlars

wait, it’s night? of course it is. i keep on losing track of the time on earth.

and how do you know i’m close enough to be able to watch movies tonight?

ok, i’m close enough to watch movies tonight

and it’s been a while since i’ve seen anything on vhs

you know, the best way to watch horror movies!

#and5teven

go-garnet

spacemanlars‌:

sorry, i’m so use to predictions of the past, you worried me there

of course.

how are the off colors doing?

spacemanlars

they’re maybe a little bored

it turns out there’s a lot less to do in space than we thought

gems everywhere are getting to do what they want, where they want, when they want, and that’s all well and good, but when you’re not running from the diamond authority, what are you actually doing???

#gogarnet #i appreciate that