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petition for pedro pascal to read thirst tweets
Turning into a Pedro pascal stan account I guess đłBUT LOOK AT HIM đĽ°he do be a pretty mf I-
JESSE EISENBERG as J. Daniel Atlas in NOW YOU SEE ME dir. by Louis Leterrier ¡ 2013
okay but if you think about it, newt going âand where do you think youâre going?â to thomas in the dark is actually fucking HILARIOUS lmao think about it
how long has newt been standing there? 5 mins? 20 mins? 1 HOUR? imagine there being no clock around. newt canât check how long heâs been waiting for thomas to arrive, so he just stands there in the dark with a hand on the lamp switch. LISTEN. he couldâve just waited there with the light on, but no. he waited in the dark for the Element of Surpriseâ˘ď¸ which is ICONIC
newt probably practiced his line multiple times just bc it was taking so long for thomas to get there. frypan would comment on his lines from time to time, too. ( âhey, fry? what if i say âand where are you going?ââ âtoo short. try something else.â âthanks, fry.â)
and because thomas is taking so goddamn long to arrive, frypan, whoâs in the car, canât help but peek out of the vehicle every now and then. (âis he here yet?â âwell, does it look like heâs here?â âjesus. youâd think for a runner heâd be here by now.â)
that scene is 10/10 brilliant especially when you consider this
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That awkward moment when you accidentally become ruler of Mandalore
Simon: *goes through a traumatic incident that literally changes his entire life*
Simon: *has to deal with this trauma*
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*some magical and dangerous stuff happens*
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This is the plot of Carry On
Here it is, canon evidence that Salazar Slytherin was NOT a racist bigot. He was concerned for the well-being and safety of the magical community, which could have been compromised by letting the âcommon peopleâ know that wizards and witches existed.
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Shoutout to this fine lady for bringing this to my attention. Letâs further the argument: Hogwarts was canonically founded around 990 A.D. - The Christians were finally taking hold of Scandinavia, meaning that all of Europe was now Christian. It was towards the end of the Dark Ages, or else the Early Medieval Period, which (In Europe) was famous for its intolerance of non-Christiandom, which included the teachings of Ancient Rome, Greece, and of course any Eastern countries. People were publicly defamed and in many cases killed for as much as considering these old ideas and teachings. These teachings really didnât come back to light until the Italian Renaissance in the 14th century. So when people did things the Christians couldnât explain, they blamed it on Witches; people they believed to be inhabited by the devil, sent to earth to wreak havoc on every God-fearing man, woman, and child. So what did they do? Imprison or kill those people. Now, here comes Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin, who all agree to take pureblooded witches and wizards and teach them. But then they have to discuss magical folk who arenât born from magic folk. Gryffindor is brave and brash, and imagines the glory of having an entire society of witches and wizards with great command of their powers. Hufflepuff is kind and loving, and wants to provide a sanctuary for all those who are under duress from the population at large. Ravenclaw sees the merit in bringing all these different people together - the amount of information regarding magic that can be shared is the stuff of her dreams. Slytherin is cautious. He recognizes that there is a great possibility for individuals to play spy for the Muggle community, in hopes to gain favor by outing them all the while hiding their own powers from muggles. He sees them as a potential threat, and instead of risking the safety of not only their own lives, but the countless volumes and tomes of ancient wizarding knowledge tucked away in their castle (see The Burning of the Great Library at Alexandria), Slytherin says âI really donât think we should allow people with connections to Muggles in here. We could lost *everything.* Gryffindor calls Slytherin a coward, saying they would fight back and beat down any who try to oppose them. Slytherin suggests they do all they can to avoid confrontation. Hufflepuff canât bring herself to deny that sanctuary sheâs built. Ravenclaw sees endless potential in bridging that gap between worlds with learning. And this is what drives them apart. Future racists and pureblooded elitists will take and twist Slytherinâs words, having heard only the story that has been passed down for a thousand years. They use words of caution to justify their want for genocide. Slytherin isnât the bad guy, here. And I am so down for clearing his name.
To continue the crusade to clear the name of Salazar Slytherin, I have more evidence for your consideration. This is regarding the Chamber of Secrets. Now, the scene pictured above is one of Harryâs slightly less dull History of Magic classes, in which Professor Binns is asked to talk about the Chamber of Secrets. What we get from him is that the Chamber is a myth. There is legend surrounding it, no one is sure if it exists, etc etc etc.
Here is the VERY NEXT PAGE in the book, in which Professor Binns again admits to the Chamber (as we know it today) to be a complete myth. We find out, obviously, that the chamber isnât a myth, but I believe that the purpose of the chamber has been fabricated over a thousand years by misinformation and slander. Letâs check it out. Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff, and Godric Gryffindor all know Salazar Slytherin and say âyep, heâs an upstanding man. Letâs start this school with him!â For a number of years, they had a school together and it worked out great. What we know is that there was a falling out, not Slytherin declaring they needed to murder muggle-borns! A disagreement that may have ruined friendships but did little else, I think. What we know is that one of Slytherin houseâs key virtues is self-preservation. As I discussed earlier in the thread on this post is that Slytherin was afraid of muggle-born witches and wizards acting as spies for the larger muggle community during a time in which wizards and witches were killed for their âdemon powers.â And so, when it comes to the Chamber of Secrets, I believe Slytherin built a Panic Room, not an Evil Lair. Think about it. Slytherin is horrified that any day there might be an attack on the school. So he builds a secret chamber that only he (or another parseltongue, an incredibly rare magical ability) can open. He doesnât want any double agents or spies to know about it, so he tells no one. He hopes, of course, that he never has to use it, but in the event that there is an attack, he can get the school to safety while he sets the basilisk on the attackers. But Iâm sure youâre looking at the basilisk and thinking âwhat sane man would put a monster in a panic room?â Glad you asked. I can consider two possibilities. 1) Slytherin put a basilisk that was under his control in the chamber, a creature that he could set loose on his enemies, aka, anyone attacking the castle. The basilisk would annihilate any army of thousands just by looking at them, and whatâs more, it could get almost anywhere in the castle through the goddamn walls! That kind of power is exactly what you need to defend your castle. And again, ONLY HE or an heir could control it. Iâm sure at this point he was thinking about himself and his potential progeny, not Tom Riddle some thousand years later. 2) Slytherin didnât put the basilisk there, and it was instead placed there later by Tom Riddle while he was at school. I donât have evidence supporting or disproving this. So how does this get so misconstrued to modern-day Hogwarts lore? Maybe toward the end, the founders did find out about the Chamber. Maybe Slytherin said something to them, maybe he let it slipâŚmaybe as they were cleaning out his room after he left, they found some journal entries about it. It could have been anything. But perhaps, in their wisdom, seeing no way to access the chamber, felt it best that no one knew about the existence of a (now) useless panic room, nor did they want anyone to worry about the basilisk. Maybe word *did* get out, though. And not one of the founders wanted to admit that Slytherin didnât trust their students, and so to most of the student body, Slytherinâs departure was suspect. And the moment they heard about a secret room that no one was quite sure about, they started inventing campfire stories about it. Fast forward ONE THOUSAND YEARS and now everyone assumes Slytherin was always evil (despite being a good friend and founder of Hogwarts with three other lovely people) and created a secret evil lair to murder muggle-borns, which he could have easily done without a lair if that was *ever* his intention.
Thank you so much! Iâve been looking for this post. I always felt like Slytherin being a horrible evil bigot never really made any sense historically speaking, and it just doesnât add up. Although I have to say I donât put much stock in option 2. The dude could talk to snakes. And as Hagrid will happily tell you, a creature being scary and âmonstrousâ doesnât make it evil. Why couldnât he be a Hagrid, with a fondness for big âmisunderstoodâ creepy crawlies? Having a basilisk doesnât make Slytherin evil in and of itself, any more than Hagrid having an acromantula makes him evil, even if most of wizarding society would condemn him for it. Obviously popular opinion isnât always accurate.
The conservationist and history nerd in me feels a pang whenever I think about how much of a loss that basilisk was. I know it was being used for murder and that it needed to be stopped, but itâs a knee-jerk reaction to such a huge loss of knowledge. That thing was alive a thousand years ago. It knew one of the original founders of Hogwarts. Any parselmouth could have spoken to it and asked it what things were really like in those days and gotten a first hand account, but unfortunately the only person to speak to it in a millennium was an idiot who only thought about killing people. Did he even think to ask its name? Nagini clearly had a name, but he never refers to the basilisk by name. Thatâs just⌠really sad to me.
I think a lot of people forget that Slytherin house is more than just self-preservation too; loyalty is a core value. Slytherinâs message is about protecting your own more than nearly anything else. Slytherin pushes unquestioning acceptance of and loyalty to your fellows, regardless of blood status, even in Harryâs day, according to their welcome message on Pottermore. You very rarely see a Slytherin making a disparaging remark about another Slytherin. You do see even the most bigoted Slytherins (like the Malfoys) being supportive of Slytherins who are much lower on their little social hierarchy than them (like Snape). In Salazar Slytherinâs day, I think he would have extended that loyalty to the whole school and the other founders. They were âhis ownâ, and he would have wanted to protect them.
In depth analysis about Harry Potter is what iâm here for
this is the theory iâve been looking for
SUPER long text post but well worth the read
Iâm a gryffindor and I fully enjoyed this post.
Fuck yeah, Slytherin defense squad đ I would absolutely hide in the panic room with a protective murder boye if people were coming to burn me at the stake.
But more importantly:
None of the leadership thought to ask why they were putting in such ridiculously large pipes when they were installed? Feels like someone would mention it for the budget alone.
HOW THE FUCK DID A SNAKE THAT BIG LIVE FOR 1000 YEARS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING? Seriously?? How much fucking food must a basilisk eat? Does the entire staff just notice huge amounts of food go missing and shrug like âdamn those Hufflepuff stoners sure know how to throw it back, good for themâ
my ex reminds me of mercury in retrograde; every now and again, heâs back after months of radio silence, and every now and again, he completely manages to fuck everything up.
and i just wish i knew how to stop myself from reeling backwards just to avoid his orbit.
inspired by neil hilborn (cc, 2020)
This is for Hoyt you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfuckin schedule with your trifflin dirty white bald ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch Iâm coming up there and Iâm gonna shoot the fuck out of you bitch and donât even call the police today cause Iâm gonna come up there unexpected and wait on your motherfuckin ass bitch-
fuck all romance except for whatever the fuck that running guy and limping kid had in that maze book
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