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i can excuse cannibalism but i draw the line at praying

if sue sylvester and the cheerios had crashed on that plane they would have been running a bar and grill by the end of the week i'll tell you that much

gaygollum

🐝💖 virginia 🗺️🌲 17 😜👞searching for a dead welsh king 👑☠️✨

unluckyslotmachine

in my gansey era (schoolwork feels tedious and I would much rather be with my friends hunting down a dead welsh king in magical woods)

squash1

typewriter-worries

“i want something casual” cool well i want someone who will burn cities and start wars just to see my true smile

searchingforglendowerwithleah

The Raven Boys Rizz Ranked

6. That one cray guy who tried to seduce his crush by kidnapping his crushes little brother and stuffing him into a car which is suprisingly not effective. Heard he died which is kinda awkies.

5. In almost dead last is ironically everyone’s favourite evader of death. You guessed right! Gansey boy!!! Reading through his first interaction with Blue was so painful I almost permanently died. However, credit were credit is due because he did somehow get with her at the end but he is just lucky Blue is deadsexual.

4. Ronan - bless his heart he tried but fuck is he embarrassing to watch sometimes. I’m not even going to detail all of the second hand embarrassment I had watching him flirt. But hey at least he didn’t call his crush a prostitute and then try and set them up with his bestie because of his saviour complex and crippling lack of self worth. Also his lil gifts were so sweet like A+ for effort.

3. The bisexual king himself Adam Parrish who could pull anybody in Henrietta with complete and utter ease. His only downfall is being kinda creepy being possessed by a forest and all but you know what some people find that hot (not me of course …). ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT ADAM IN A LEATHER JACKET BECAUSE WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT ENOUGH. Also you know the line in call down the hawk where he was like I need to take off your clothes!!! Damn he is kind of being robbed at 3rd.

2. My husband and everyone’s favourite man whore DECLAN TADHG LYNCH. My boy pulled 3 Ashley’s is a row and the goddess that is Jordan and he had me giggling at every single turn. Nothing is more seductive than a plain white guy with stomach issues and an art kink. Everyone hated you because they weren’t you and that’s why all of the bitches who slut shamed him *cough*Gansey*cough*Adam*cough*Ronan *cough* are ranked lower than him. Also his murder spree in Greywaren is the sexiest scene ever written, you cannot argue me on this. PSA: before anyone comes with for me for putting him above Adam just remember there is textual evidence of Adam literally learning to flirt off of Declan after observing him in trb. HE WAS THE TRENDSETTER.

1. Noah - Sometimes being creepy and dead can have it’s benefits. He saw his opportunity to kiss Blue and he fucking ran with it. He really said I know someone you could kiss 🤭 and I admire that confidence which I firmly believe makes him extremely deserving of 1st place. The ability to pull bitches whilst literally decomposing is quite frankly unbeatable.

malevawitch

Crows: dying by poison

Wylan:

#shadow and bone spoilers #sab spoilers

Just finished season 2 of shadow and bone. I am NOT HAPPY. I don’t even know where to begin but I’m fucking PISSED

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone season 2

cassandraclare

would you ever consider writing the scene in which james/cordelia mark each other with the marriage rune like we got for will/tessa? 🥺

I don't think this is spoilery since it's a whatif? I mean it took ten years to get the scene for Will and Tessa so I'd say it's definitely possible!

#pls I’ve been begging for this scene since chain of gold

javcdi

hey sorry your boyfriend died and he came back hornier. yeah he’s more or less the same but all he can think about is going down on you. sorry i know you just wanted the gentleman back but he’s more of a demon now. yeah sorry

freckles-and-books

“She read paperbacks too, one after the next like she was chain-smoking—romance, science fiction, old pulp fantasy. All she wanted to do was sit, unbothered in a circle of lamplight, and live someone else's life.”

Hell Bent by Leigh Bardugo