✦ THAT 70′S SHOW PROMPTS !
* A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THAT 70S SHOW PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
❝ I believe that everyone’s political opinion is valid and worth hearing. ❞
❝ Tell me, what do you consider your best quality? ❞
❝ Doesn’t pretty much everything make us horny? ❞
❝ It’s like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something. ❞
❝ Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted. ❞
❝ Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man. ❞
❝ The bridge of the nose, it’s very vulnerable. ❞
❝ Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower! ❞
❝ It doesn’t look like a pot leaf. . ❞
❝ What’re you gonna put on your resume? “Dumbass”? ❞
❝ I’m not afraid of anything and I’m going! ❞
❝ Excuse me, [NAME], when exactly did you lose your soul? ❞
❝ Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. ❞
❝ I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass. ❞
❝ Do you remember how angry he got when I didn’t rake the yard? ❞
❝ I’ve thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands… ❞
❝ Okay, you know what? Let’s just turn that Redneck Mother song back on! ❞
❝ Well, I just, I have never been a breakfast person. . ❞
❝ Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father? ❞
❝ You mean to tell me this whole time you could have been buying us beer?! ❞
❝ And if I had a beer, I’d be getting over it right now. ❞
❝ Well, one thing I’m thinkin’ - I’ve gotta stop watchin’ the damn soaps. ❞
❝ Just like that? You don’t need to interview anyone else? ❞
❝ You mean that girl who spent last night in my bed? ❞
❝ How stupid do you think I am? We know what you were doing in the car. ❞
❝ I don’t wanna live with this lying anymore. ❞
❝ Okay. So, do you wanna go up to my room and have sex? ❞
❝ You know what I’d like, though? Just one last goodbye kiss. ❞
❝ So, did you kiss her? ‘Cause I’ll kill you if you kissed her. ❞
❝ No, I didn’t want to kiss her. I wanted to hand her a napkin… ❞
❝ There was not a moment when she didn’t have a face full of food. I was disgusted. ❞
❝ What are you talking about, loser? ❞
❝ Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. ❞
❝ We will never be friends. We’ll be more than friends. Because now I love you! ❞
❝ God, I can’t believe it, someone’s nasty butt is in my picture. ❞
❝ Oh man, I can’t tell who it is, I wish we had a magnifying glass. ❞
❝ You’re all cheering away and all the time you’re getting mooned, yeah! ❞
❝ I’m cracking down. And I’m cracking down hard! ❞
❝ Did you ever see the one where I hated living here? ❞
❝ You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? ❞
❝ Why do you have these down here? ❞
❝ Why do you need them? Aren’t I enough? ❞
❝ You know what? I don’t wanna know bout the whatnot. I’m outta here. ❞
❝ You can’t kill me like you killed [NAME], you big doofy! ❞
❝ Oh, well I guess that explains the giant knife, the guts all over your apron. ❞
❝ I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. ❞
❝ That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? ❞
❝ Hey, next time you fool around with someone else’s boyfriend, why don’t you take your panties when you’re done?! ❞
❝ So these are some other girl’s panties?! ❞
❝ Last night? But I was drunk. Why can’t you do it? ❞
❝ In fact, I bought you that belt. So hand it over. And the shirt too. ❞
❝ One time I told her that she looked pretty when really she looked pretty skanky. ❞
❝ I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you don’t have a chance. ❞
❝ I’m gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku. ❞
❝ Wait! Did you just say that you’re interested in me and that I have a chance? ❞
❝ That’s your own brain comprehending it’s own stupidity. ❞
❝ What kind of man leaves a bunch of kids alone with a keg? ❞
❝ God, we are such a… perfect couple. ❞
❝ But now, I have found my passion: Hair! ❞
❝ This isn’t something you do through the mail, is it? ❞
❝ I’m so glad you’re my study partner. Because you make learning fun. ❞
❝ Okay, well, no more study breaks. We have to get this report done. ❞
❝ I have never dined and dashed, and I’m not about to start now. ❞
❝ Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? ❞
❝ Special brownies… Like the special kind of special? ❞
❝ I don’t think those were special brownies, man. ❞
❝ So, you’re saying that [NAME] and I will be okay? ❞
❝ While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base. ❞
❝ A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin’ off. ❞
❝ Are you breaking up with me? ❞
❝ So, you’re an angel, right? Is there any thing you can do to help me? ❞
❝ 'Hey’? Is that all you have to say to me? ❞
❝ So, what, you’re like, kicking me out? … Wow. Okay then. Bye. ❞
❝ Well, if you’re kicking her out, then you’re kicking me out. ❞
❝ It’s not like head cheerleader’s always the most talented but in my case, it’s true. ❞
❝ You’re supposed to pick just one…to love, not nail. Love. ❞
❝ I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go? ❞
❝ I think whatever you’re on I’ll take two of em! ❞
❝ Okay boys lights out and no staying up til 8:30 giving each other hugs! ❞
❝ I don’t think I can be with you anymore. I want to break up.. ❞
❝ Oh, good God. You kids switch partners more than square dancers! ❞
❝ No, it’s not what you think. We’re not together. ❞
❝ You cannot expect me to believe that you never went through menopause. ❞
❝ I’ve always been quite health-conscious. I told you to eat more vegetables! ❞
❝ Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste. ❞
❝ There’s nothing any of us can do. We’re all screwed. ❞
❝ I know these past few weeks have been hard on you, hard on all of us really. ❞
❝ Well I was just saying that, I’m getting married! ❞
❝ I don’t think this situation calls for camouflage, [NAME]. ❞
❝ Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat. ❞
❝ Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door? ❞
❝ You didn’t want me to make a scene? You didn’t want me to make a scene! ❞
❝ Hey, maybe, maybe the dream continued and we went to find some girls? ❞
❝ Let’s get you happy kids hitched as soon as possible! Like next week! ❞
❝ I haven’t shenaniganned in six years. I’ve hooliganned, I’ve no-good-nicked, I’ve ne'er-do-welled. ❞
❝ That’s a burn about a burn, that’s a second-degree burn. ❞
