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[spaghettidinnertonight]

Hey everyone havent posted ina whileso heres a best joke: that i just thought of:

What happens to Abe after Bug Mac?

Lincoln drops a Log,,,, get it? Linking logs.

:)

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Hm. Busy day for them I guess.

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She sucked me from 7 to 11 call that Big Gulp

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Instead of those jelly bean jar guess-timating challenges, there should be a "Guess how many nuts in my scrotum" challenge. Guarantee everyone's guess will be off by at least 1 nut.

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If anyone who ive ever wronged is reading this, i am officially declaring the slate clean between us. please stop hunting me

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Man I hate late stage capitalism. I'll just be minding my own business, enjoying my day off, when suddenly theres the Beast.

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Taylor Swift is a demon from the Deville Himself. Dont belive me? Check out:

T.A.Y.L.O.R. S.W.I.F.T. =

Telling Anxious Young Ladies Obscene Ramblings, Saying Whatever It Fucking Takes

Still think "Red" is just a cool colors? 😈

Follow for m

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im Sitting before the Poster's council awaiting my sentence

The Supreme Clown: Youre Wordplay lacks whimsy and your hijinks are tepid at best. Uou are hereby Unfallowed.

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GOD. The integrity of this god forsaken chalupa is about as flaccid and impotent as my pathetic dick. Serves me right though, a weak cuck like me doesnt deserve a sturdy shell.

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Im doing a speical Today only . :)

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*Driving in my convertible, with sunglasses, using Saul Goodman style bluetooth ear piece*

Hey Siri. HEY SIRI.

Text Brian dermatologist, "Yeah it did shrink a bit but the pain is still an 8 out of 10."

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joke

What did the Coldcut sandwich say to Teachar? I mustard you a Question !

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- Original Joke by spaghettidinnertonight

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That fucking owl had a lot of nerve asking how many licks it would take. Why dont you go back to being scary at night time bitch

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Grrrr im so FUCKING depress. I need my username to reflect this.

*le google*

Fuck yes.

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I'm atheist cus JESUS never slayed.

Problem, Creationists??

Sorry your sky daddy cant serve CUNT.

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wishing some porn bots would talk to my white ass :(