Spaghetti Momster

27yrs old and raising an adorable 3 yr old named Mackenzie.

[optometristprime]

[pockhy]

OH MY GOD R U SEEING THIS

[visualdelinquent-deactivated202]

When life gives you Lemons (infidelity, racism, heartbreak, social injustice + inequality, motherhood, growth, rage + loss) you make LEMONADE.

[jazminerae]

Love this. ❤️

[sad--gal]

[croptopshawty-deactivated201909]

When your boyfriend walks in the house and tries to ask you about your day but you just listened to Lemonade

[i-am-diabetico]

[pagingme]

boom

[shia-suprise]

Holy shit turn on the audio

[dogstickz-deactivated20161113]

PLEASE TURN ON THE AUDIO

[saxophone-kraken]

I will reblog this every time I see it because literally every time I cannot handle it

[maplehoofs]

WHY

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

[theasscrackbandit-deactivated20]

“i guess everybody forgot how to be a christian today” is how i feel in these situations

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

straight boys be like

[catchingeverdeen]

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

Book

Orders

And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

[ningcomepoop-blog]

love

[tessaviolet-deactivated20190521]

seriously the best ever.

[italktosnakes]

This was actually my childhood. 

[carolina-girl]

Wish they had these I high school

[love-personal]

[baddiemode]

Chocolate Bar Lighter - AVAILABLE HERE

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

I just wanna stay lowkey as hell and keep my soul and personality full of positivity and peace.

[homosxual]

Place your hand in mine I’ll leave when I wanna

[untexting]

That awkward moment when you leave a store but don’t buy anything, and you’re telling yourself, “act natural, you’re innocent.”

[snatchingyofav-deactivated20180]

Just stating the obvious 🍷

[arthoebeyonce]

lol exactly. Also she is happy for her husband to publicly slut shame amber but goes after people on twitter for making fun of her naked selfies. do people just forget about all the dodgy stuff she and her husband do all the time, not to mention her racists sisters. she doesn’t give a fuck about women really, and is quite happy to throw them under the bus for her misogynistic husband but when her vain selfies are laughed at it’s a feminist issue lmfao u are joking. im not saying ppl should slut shame her or anyone, i honestly couldn’t give a fuck if she posted ten naked selfies but for her to make this a faux feminist issue and you all to rally around her like some kind of a feminist icon is disingenuous at best and really gross at worst. OUTTA HERE

[arthoebeyonce]

literally what has she ever done for women. there is nothing empowering about never publicly defending other women or talking about issues that affect other than rich white women (like herself; does she even do that?) and then posting a naked selfie. in fact she does the opposite, she lets her loving!empowering!husband publicly shame amber but you’re telling me she suddenly cares about feminism when SHE is being attacked on social media, give me a fucking break. again i don’t think she should be slut shamed but she is no friend of women. only woman being empowered here is her and the rest she doesn’t give a fuck about. she is phony and she is fake. and tbh it’s gross that she is now attaching this into a feminist narrative when there are millions of women (like amber rose) who actually work really fucking hard to make the world a better place for women, but that she is happy to let her woman hating husband drag on social media about the same fucking issue? you know just because she is right about slut shaming doesn’t negate all the other 99 per cent of anti-women BS she does and we should definitely not champion her as some kind of feminist fucking icon. there are plenty of people who fit that bill and we should be celebrating those instead, it’s international women’s day after all.

[sunbeamdaydreams-deactivated202]

[thereal1990s]

Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)