Sólja

Hi i'm Sólja i do what i want

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scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you

dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)

scientist: uh…

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

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When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

[borderlimes]

someone: you don’t have to change yourself for me :)

me: listen, my guy, I have a different fabricated personality for every person in my life, so if you have any critiques lmk

[babyanimalgifs]

“everyone loves playing in leaves”

baby animals blog

[gostle]

me laying in bed at night thinking about how ugly i am

[egberts]

how fucked up is it that in our generation a good chunk of relatable comedic content is about how much we hate life, dread living, and want to die? say a joke like that in front of somebody from an older generation though and they will go on a tangent about how you shouldn’t say stuff like that and you should be happy for the life you live.

[squishynim]

Exo/bts reaction to when they try to give you (their gf) a surprise kiss on the cheek but you suddenly turn your head towards them and it ends up being an accidental kiss on the lips?

Ha~ Here’s the BTS reaction~

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Minseok: *wasn’t expecting that outcome but doesn’t complain*

Luhan: *when she starts making a fuss* “Oh my god, you’re my girlfriend for a reason”

Yifan: *she keeps on saying that it was all part of his plan to kiss her*

Joonmyeon: “We probably shouldn’t do that again… Can we?”

Yixing: *embarrassed at the accident*

Baekhyun:

Jongdae: “It’s not like you didn’t want me to kiss you anyway!”

Chanyeol: “I’m sorry, but it’s not like I didn’t li… Nevermind, I’ll just say I’m sorry”

Kyungsoo: *drinks his water to distract him from talking about it*

Zitao: “I didn’t mean to, I swear I didn’t”

Jongin: *extremely embarrassed*

Sehun: “Oh my gosh, it’s not like we’re in a relationship where we can do that”

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I do BTS reactions and ships as well \(^_^)/

[squishynim]

Bts and Exo reaction when they heard your ex-boyfriend told you to break up with your boyfriend which is the members because your ex-boyfriend still love you. Thankiee~

Yes~ Here’s the BTS reaction~

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Sehun: “I’ll have you know I’m up to my wits end with this guy”

Jongin: *can’t believe the lengths this guy is taking*

Zitao: *gets angry at the mention of his name*

Kyungsoo: “I’m gonna kill him”

Chanyeol: *starts laughing after he reads all the texts he spammed her with*

Jongdae:

Baekhyun: “You wanna die?!”

Yixing: “He shouldn’t even be contacting you if you’re not in a relationship! What is this?”

Joonmyeon: “Block his number before I call someone to make him not be able to have another phone for the rest of his life”

Yifan: *not even phased by the little attempts to break up his relationship*

Luhan: *not planning on dealing with that at all*

Minseok: “Give me the word and I’ll take care of this real quick”

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I do BTS reactions and ships as well \(^_^)/

[squishynim]

hello~ a BTS/EXO reaction when you (their crush) keeps on going on of how her crush is a perfect guy in front of them. I hope thats not confusing><

That makes perfect sense lol Here’s the BTS reaction~

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Sehun: “Just stop with all of this ‘him’ talk, can’t you tell I’m annoyed?”

Jongin: 

Zitao: *keeps his cool on the outside but on the inside he’s like*

Kyungsoo: *couldn’t care less*

Chanyeol: “Just wait until Dara notices me”

Jongdae: *after 2 minutes of her talking about him*

Baekhyun: “Are you really gonna read me a novel about him again?”

Yixing: *can’t believe he’s hearing the same thing again*

Joonmyeon: “By how much you talk about him, I would know enough to be his best friend”

Yifan: *not even impressed by everything she’s saying about him*

Luhan: “Oh look, there’s something just at this moment that’s more interesting then you talking about this guy”

Minseok:

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[squishynim]

BTS/EXO reaction to you sleeping in a loose big shirt and tiny shorts?

Here’s the BTS reaction~

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Minseok: *wasn’t expecting that*

Luhan: “You might get cold, should I accompany you to keep you warm?”

Yifan: *shocked when he thought she was only wearing the big sweatshirt*

Joonmyeon: Him: “Why are you wearing so little?”

Her: “It’s normal for me”

Him: “Is it also normal for me to watch you give yourself a cold?”

Her: “Ok, I’ll put on some sweats”

Yixing: “You’re wearing that? Are you asking to get sick?”

Baekhyun: “Looks like it’s finally time that we’re spicing it up”

Jongdae: *starts laughing* “I would rather see you warm than more of your skin”

Chanyeol: *can’t stop staring at her legs*

Kyungsoo: “And you’re sure you’re not going to get cold? Okay”

Zitao: *tries to hide the fact that he likes her choice of clothing*

Jongin: *tries persuading her to put on more clothes*

Sehun: “I planned on using the extra blanket so hopefully you don’t get cold”

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Can i have a BTS reaction to you asking them to say 'I Love You' but in front of all the members ? ^^

Seokjin: “You guys better not laugh, I’m serious”

Yoongi: *laughs afterwards from embarrassment*

Hoseok: *says it happily, gestures and all*

Namjoon: “I love you. I don’t know why I needed to say it again though”

Jimin: *can’t deal with the pressure of being in front of everyone*

Taehyung: “Everyone knows it, but I’ll say since you want me to”

Jungkook: *tries hiding due to embarrassment*

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I do EXO reactions and ships as well \(^_^)/

[squishynim]

can you do the first kiss "scenarios" you did with exo for BTS

Yes~ 

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Seokjin: CONFIDENT. I think it’s because he’s the oldest, but I think Jinnie would be confident in approaching a girl for the first kiss. We all joke about how awkward he is, but he is 21 years old, and if he’s around a girl I think he’ll naturally step it up a bit.

Yoongi: SWEET. I literally don’t see anything that would describe his approaching the first kiss. I think that it would be a little out of the blue, but he would think about it every now and then, and then it would be short and sweet. *I’m actually picturing Dalbong’s kisses with Seoul after the first 2 in What Happens To My Family? You can watch on KBS YT just in case*

Hoseok: SENTIMENTAL. I can see him kissing his girlfriend after showing him a dance he choreographed himself for days straight, or a rap/ song he was trying to make better, and after a while, he would just kiss her because it felt right.

Namjoon: CALM. With a little of Seokjin’s confidence, I think that he would force his nervousness down to not make anything bad happen. He would clear his mind and ask if it was ok before doing anything.

Jimin: NERVOUS. Jiminnie… Would definitely worry too much, asking too many questions, making sure his breath doesn’t stink, wondering if it was the right place or not. But he would be reassured by his girlfriend that he would be fine.

Taehyung: PLAYFUL. I don’t see Tae as someone who would get nervous over kissing someone, because he would have really had gotten to know her. I think he would joke and stuff before getting serious and kissing her.

Jungkook: SHY. Since he’s the youngest and doesn’t have that much experience, I think he would get really shy. Only a bit nervous would be mixed in, but he would start giggling and fiddling with his hands, and his girlfriend would most likely take over instead. 

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[squishynim]

Can I get a BTS reaction when you become his manager and they try to get your attention because you secretly love. please :3

Here you go~

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Jungkook: *acts childish to keep your attention on him*

Taehyung: *gives you hearts whenever no one is looking*

Jimin: “Come check out this dance, I think you would be able to help me finish it”

Namjoon: “Go on a date with me already! I’m sure if you put on a wig, it’ll be ok!”

Hoseok: *when she asks if he’s going to lay off a little for the sake of their secret relationship*

Yoongi: “Be prepared. If, and when, I push you out of this job, we can actually go on dates again”

Seokjin: *winks constantly*

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[squishynim]

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Seokjin: “And you didn’t even think to tell your best friend there was someone”

Yoongi:

Hoseok: “Tell me this isn’t what I think it is”

Namjoon: *the thoughts of you with someone is actually shocking*

Jimin: *yellow cards all that*

Taehyung: “I thought we promised to tell each other if there was someone in the picture”

Jungkook: “This… doesn’t this happen when you get… you would tell me you’re in a relationship right?”

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[squishynim]

BTS reaction to when their crush pecks them on the cheek because they helped her with something? :P

Seokjin: “You know I’ll take kisses without doing work, just putting that out there”

Yoongi: *plans on helping her more often*

Hoseok: *overreacts about it for hours*

Namjoon: “That’s all it takes? You should’ve told me earlier”

Jimin: “You didn’t… I mean I didn’t… You didn’t have to…”

Taehyung: *approves of that as a thanks*

Jungkook:

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I do EXO reactions and ships as well \(^_^)/

[squishynim]

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Jungkook: *his happiness can’t be contained*

Taehyung: *tries saying good pickup lines to her when he sees her afterwards*

Jimin: “Does this mean I can hit her up on kakaotalk now?”

Namjoon: *has a happy dance of his own*

Hoseok: “Is this real life? Is she trying to play a trick on me? This can’t be real”

Yoongi: “You know, I actually see a couple happening between a certain two people, but that’s my assumptions”

Seokjin: *can’t believe his luck*

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Click here if you would like a ship or reaction~ 

I do EXO reactions and ships as well \(^_^)/

[squishynim]

hello~ a BTS/EXO reaction when you (their crush) keeps on going on of how her crush is a perfect guy in front of them. I hope thats not confusing><

That makes perfect sense lol Here’s the BTS reaction~

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Sehun: “Just stop with all of this ‘him’ talk, can’t you tell I’m annoyed?”

Jongin: 

Zitao: *keeps his cool on the outside but on the inside he’s like*

Kyungsoo: *couldn’t care less*

Chanyeol: “Just wait until Dara notices me”

Jongdae: *after 2 minutes of her talking about him*

Baekhyun: “Are you really gonna read me a novel about him again?”

Yixing: *can’t believe he’s hearing the same thing again*

Joonmyeon: “By how much you talk about him, I would know enough to be his best friend”

Yifan: *not even impressed by everything she’s saying about him*

Luhan: “Oh look, there’s something just at this moment that’s more interesting then you talking about this guy”

Minseok:

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Click here if you would like a ship or reaction~ 

I do BTS reactions and ships as well \(^_^)/