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Hi my name is Carmen. This blog is lame and so am I, but you're pretty cool for looking at it.

[punky-rooster]

[snailina]

Me after one cup of coffee : i am beautiful and fast

[pink-lemon8]

on date at olive garden

me: so what do you think of rare pepes?

date: oh, those frog pictures on the internet? idk, they’re kinda annoying… i can’t wait til that meme dies.

me: 

[hikergirl]

[dykedekuremade]

you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist

[persona5png]

Excuse me??

[elveepee]

“Ziggurat,” 2019 oil on paper LOUIEVANPATTEN.com

[papasmoke]

hmm, i will jump into this rabbit hole yes

[anxietyproblem]

[giggle]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[paradisixx]

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

[pocmemes]

[stars-struck-lover]

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

[parlezvousladybug]

Legend

[snorlax]

rate my gaming setup?

[thepaladog]

Nintendo’s sales haven’t been what they hoped for or expected, so all the executives got together and made the decision to cut their salaries in half to ensure their employees still get paid. They say it’s the fault of the executives that the products aren’t selling well, not their employees, so it isn’t fair for the employees to have to take the hits for that.

Why are there people who don’t like or respect Nintendo again?

[rogueport]

Here are some sources for this 

[loveyourchaos]

This is unexpected. 

[bottom-bakugou]

I DONT HAVE THE MONEY FOR A SWITCH IM TRYING I SWEAR IM TRYING

[paper-mario-wiki]

e-sports nerd gets absolutely fucking bodied by Junichi Masuda himself

[dongtopus]

even with a game that autosaves, i would never rely on only that. holy shit dude

[queenwhiskey]

Chain chomp evolution is weird because they barely changed anything but now their much cuter and way less scary.

[antlershade]

reblog this if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the r

[sorrytobugyou]

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

[witchtaunter]

I finally got them

[action52]

goku is gathering energy in new york rn

[action52]

buu about to get FUCKED up

[pancakeke]

>after a long hard day on the ranch

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20

me:

[lesbianlinkle-moved]