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[bullmuc]

[dbollife]

Rent Muscle

[bossmandan]

I probably need to calm down...

NAH!

[furry-fey]

I never leave home without my trusty little blue bag. my dad surely didn't imagine that this is what I'd be using my boy scout "Be Prepared" skills for >⁠.⁠<

it's got the very basic basics: lube (überlube is where it's at y'all), condoms, viagra (because sometimes I get in my head about topping & sometimes uncontrollable boners are just fun), almond oil (for anything I'm also going to be putting my mouth on—because lube doesn't taste good), and a cock ring

I also use it for my phone, wallet, and keys, of course lol

[furry-fey]

there's another bag in the car that has all of the broader cruising + hookup + party essentials: hand sanitizer & high alcohol mouthwash (for before & after), bug spray, sunscreen, hand wipes, gum, chapstick, rush, PrEP (for backup), DoxyPEP, bulb, butt plug, vaseline, narcan, snack bars, and electrolytes. my friends call me mama slut. I prefer to think of myself as the den mother for our local slut scouts ∠(‘-‘ )

and finally also a bag that has all of the roadside emergency gear—and that's knowledge I actually did get from scouting lol

the symmetry of the stuff in the background makes this even more illuminati and I love that

[furry-fey]

so sometimes I get insecure and jealous about the partner cruising & hooking up—because I'm a person. and I've recently discovered two things that really help:

1. journaling. I always come away from that remembering that my first thoughts are not the truest thoughts. and the thoughts that come later always leave me feeling better [neutral at least, but usually good even]

2. finding a pair of their dirty underwear to smother myself with while I jerk off to videos of me worshipping their dick. this has me feel more connected to them & reminds me that we have a great sex life together. it also makes me cum which gets some of the poison out lol

sharing for anyone this might resonate with

[frat-bros]

[hot-hairy-and-sexy]

😘👅🔥

[hairyguyfan]

[mrbulgesexy]

[read24111]

Trevor bfit

[newguyontheblock]

Hot and sexy young guy.

[internetstuds]

Fitphat

[tradieboots]

[blu-lifestyle]

[btnleather]

[kinkyleathermaster]

[supremuscles]

My double-biceps, lot of years ago !!!!

[osbys]

[iwfua]

“I hate mullets”, you think to yourself, but do you actually believe it? Saying it over and over to convince yourself won’t make it true.

You think most men with this hairstyle can’t actually pull off the personality associated with it. That’s because ugly, inferior soyboys are trying to fake themselves into the men they will never be and everyone can see it.

But if he is actually a hot, athletic narcissist and proud of it, mogging and bashing those weak nice guys and fucking you without any regard for the pain he causes you, he will have you screaming “I love mullets”.

[all4muscle]

In your face 17 yo in his car displaying his money shot pose of those DEEP muscled armpits thick lats pumped growing arms and a glimpse of his dark perfect nips in a string tank top! The look on his face he KNOWS he is getting jacked!