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main: @LunoZapp Danger Mouse Blog!! Mostly dm15. art and ramblings ahead

[spamchops]

that moment when youre grateful for the wonderful rodents and mice and womice in your life

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[askdangermouseofficial]

danger mouse what do you think about… gay people?

Ah… I had to ask iPatch to remind me of this one. A fine lot, aren’t they? With the flags and all, right?

[spamchops]

Ueah

[parkchanwoohoo]

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

[godisafujoshi]

Then they spit roast me

[parkchanwoohoo]

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

[partywithponies]

I LOVE HER

I WANT MORE OF HER

[spamchops]

this better not be lost media

[palmbeest]

Sanc style. Had to draw it before I forgot about it.

[arsenicolada]

now I’m inclined to wonder what DM did at their wedding

[rustylumoria]

Do you ever get so bored that you end up daydreaming about potentially turning your blorbos into utauloids? No? Just me? Ok...🙃

[spamchops]

I did actually start making a VERY BASIC japanese CV voicebank of danger mouse, about 20/100 phonemes have been done so op if u want a head start I could send over the audacity file/just a .wav file of all the phonemes played one after the other. important to mention that I’ve never made a finished utau bank before so idk how well dm works as one but the offer is on the table

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

Don’t ask how this happened, anyone know how to get orange stains out? Willing to pay 2-3 million dollars for any good answers.

[spamchops]

woder 💧

[spamchops]

Give me My.Money You Citrus Stainef Twerp

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

Don’t ask how this happened, anyone know how to get orange stains out? Willing to pay 2-3 million dollars for any good answers.

[spamchops]

woder 💧

[spamchops]

is the Queen Of Weevils a lesbian/j

Do Not /J The Truth

[lungozorp]

i haven't seen anyone expand on the mother-figure potential that squawkencluck has with dawn

dawn's just a spoilt girlie-girl 7 year old with no friends ofc she's gonna chase power as soon as its presented to her but then squawkencluck turns out to be one of the first non-toy people to become her friend for a breif moment there and i feel like that's what she would've needed to become a healthy well-adjusted kid

as for squawkencluck i feel like maybe she had this internalised sense of 'girly stuff makes you look dumb, dont endulge in it' UNTIL she met dawn...... im p sure dawn would've healed that quite a bit if DM didnt FUCK IT UP RIGHT AT THE LAST SECOND

its so freakin sad dude SQUAWKENCLUCK WAS WITH RIGHT THERE WITH HER AND THEY WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER FOR LIKE 10 SECONDS </3

anyway if no one makes squawkenmum happen for dawn then DAMMIT i'll do it myself

[spamchops]

this is a post I made after watching pink dawn for the first time in years and I still stand by most of this. However

I wanna expand by saying that I think both dawn As Well As squawk were very neglected (and in dawns case she Continues To Be neglected). Obviously her frustration towards her happiness not being prioritised by those around her is somewhat typical of kids her age but we then see her In Her Room on Her Own with no one to keep her company but her own imagination (demonstrated by how she initially puppets mr snuggles). Poor kid has virtually no friends. I say virtually because obviously she probably has caretakers offscreen (def not her own father but I’ll get to that) so some may argue that she could also have offscreen friends and go to school and whatnot but it’s really not. Normal for a kid of her age to act out to the degree that she does.

THIS IS A TEXTBOOK SIGN OF EMOTIONAL NEGLECT BY THE WAY. SHE IS NOT GETTING THE ATTENTION SHE NEEDS. SHE HAS TO MAGICALLY INJECT SOULS INTO HER TOYS IN ORDER TO HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO INTERACT WITH.

And you know whose fuckin fault it is. It’s def crumhorn’s. there is no way in hell this guy is a good father and we Know this from the way he treats dawn in his episodes. It’s fucking concerning how little he even acknowledges his own daughter to the point where he doesn’t even give her gifts in person. in tomorrow never comes he uses a fleet of helicopters to deliver something to her dollhouse as if he doesn’t wanna go near her with a 10 foot pole. even then the ‘gift’ is absolutely just a tactic to get her to leave him alone; judging by the fit she throws at the beginning of the episode and how she outwardly despises Mondays as a Whole crumhorn has surely been subject to a meltdown like this and has simply tried to avoid one again instead of actually caring about her and trying to find a solution that wouldn’t. You know. Potentially cause the end of the world. def deeping the kids show but wow what a chilling display of the consequences of parental neglect you could’ve literally killed her crumhorn. Fucking thanks for nothing Augustus

Dawn is also mistreated by almost every adult that shares space with her aside from squawk and dm. even then their respect for her is conditional (source: dm throwing her in jail every other time she causes a scene. Yes I Suppose he has the excuse that she isn’t his responsibility and her recklessness is a threat to the public but that’s literally just the tiara’s doing justfucjjngdestroythetiara Omd)

Dawn is spoilt and can absolutely be a brat. to that I say Obviously. she’s a product of her absolutely bullshit environment and does not deserve her treatment. She tried to help signal dm to the final missing shard of the broken calendar— she can understand the gravity of a situation even after initially retreating and, at least in that moment, doesn’t hold a grudge towards dm or penfold. She has a good heart and it kind of pains me how little things get resolved. Fuck man

[spamchops]

regarding they/them pussy

[ruler-art]

(September 2025)

four eyes rat: @bendybonesss

[frisydrinalt]

Budget so high but people don’t khow who I’m cosplay as

[crackdoodlebob]

He is prtty princess 🤤💖

[cheriboms]

very strange to be a fan of a "classic" thing bc like. its overrated. its underrated. everyone knows OF it but its a toss up if theyve actually ever engaged with it. you want to talk to everyone about how good it is but its so culturally ingrained that everyone waves off your glowing review as "well duh, its [classic thing]". its dismissed and overlooked BECAUSE it is so good. you cant find anyone to talk to about it except for deranged ppl on tumblr bc the masses havent actively thought about it in 30 years. its been referenced in every form of media since it released. no one gives it a second thought. youre going crazy.

[crackdoodlebob]

Prolly never gonna finish ts but whateva (WIP)