Augustus P Crumhorn IV

Head of Crumcorps, father of Dawn Crumhorn

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

What would it take for you to accept a fan’s offer of a date?

Money. A whole lot of money. If I’m gonna date someone it needs to be a good investment

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What were your parents like?

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Crumhorn… why u gotta be so hawt?!!

🥵🔥🥵

Im flattered, but I’ll be honest and say that I was just born hot 😌

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What's your favourite food Mr Crumhorn sir? 🧐🎩

Anything but oranges (iykyk). But if I had to pick something I quite like tiramisu.

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Opinion of Baron Greenback? He is Danger Mouse's arch enemy after all

He’s a mediocre villain at best. But he does have a shit ton of money and you’ve gotta respect that.

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

Any tips for being a villain?

Be rich! You can do anything if you have a lot of money.

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I bet anyone could be as powerful as you, so long as they had a mech suit. Keep your guard up Crumhorn because soon I, the Snowman will strike and steal your crumbuster suit! Muwahahahahahah!

-The Snowman 💪😎☃️

#I'mthebestsupervillain

Didn’t you have some sort of mech suit and worked with danger mouse a while ago, not to mention you STILL lost? Anyway regarding MY crumbuster suit, you’d probably melt inside that thing.

[dawncrumhorn]

@askaugustuspcrumhorn <- your dads on here go boil him in glitter glue girl 💝

I already found him on here I said hello already

He hasn’t said hello back yet I’m starting to get cross!!! 😾😾😾

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

*very long exaggerated sigh* Hello, Dawn. Your blog is very…pink.

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You are aware that Danger Mouse has an ask blog here on Tumblr, too, right?

I’m willing to bet a billion crumpounds that it’s nowhere as good as mine. I mean, I single-handedly almost hypnotised the entire universe, I’d sure as hell like to see him try and do that.

[askdangermouseofficial]

One doesn’t need to hypnotise the universe when they all already adore you and your effortless charm! Besides, I’ve already posted much more than you have. I think there’s a clear winner here!

[askdangerhamster]

You tell him chief! 😙😙

Danger Mouse is much more #EPIC and #AWESOME than you Crumhorn! 🏆🏆

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

Of course Penfold’s here. What’s next? Is Professor Squawkencluck gonna show up?

[ask-professor-squawkencluck]

[birchbadboy]

AND I'M HERE ALSO!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

Don’t worry Bad Boy, I’ll tell Colonel K you’ve broken out of Arkwright again.

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

You are aware that Danger Mouse has an ask blog here on Tumblr, too, right?

I’m willing to bet a billion crumpounds that it’s nowhere as good as mine. I mean, I single-handedly almost hypnotised the entire universe, I’d sure as hell like to see him try and do that.

[askdangermouseofficial]

One doesn’t need to hypnotise the universe when they all already adore you and your effortless charm! Besides, I’ve already posted much more than you have. I think there’s a clear winner here!

[askdangerhamster]

You tell him chief! 😙😙

Danger Mouse is much more #EPIC and #AWESOME than you Crumhorn! 🏆🏆

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

Of course Penfold’s here. What’s next? Is Professor Squawkencluck gonna show up?

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

You are aware that Danger Mouse has an ask blog here on Tumblr, too, right?

I’m willing to bet a billion crumpounds that it’s nowhere as good as mine. I mean, I single-handedly almost hypnotised the entire universe, I’d sure as hell like to see him try and do that.

[askdangermouseofficial]

One doesn’t need to hypnotise the universe when they all already adore you and your effortless charm! Besides, I’ve already posted much more than you have. I think there’s a clear winner here!

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

I give up, I’m off to build my next powerful super weapon to destroy a certain mouse.

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

You are aware that Danger Mouse has an ask blog here on Tumblr, too, right?

I’m willing to bet a billion crumpounds that it’s nowhere as good as mine. I mean, I single-handedly almost hypnotised the entire universe, I’d sure as hell like to see him try and do that.

[askdangermouseofficial]

One doesn’t need to hypnotise the universe when they all already adore you and your effortless charm! Besides, I’ve already posted much more than you have. I think there’s a clear winner here!

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

You are aware that Danger Mouse has an ask blog here on Tumblr, too, right?

I’m willing to bet a billion crumpounds that it’s nowhere as good as mine. I mean, I single-handedly almost hypnotised the entire universe, I’d sure as hell like to see him try and do that.

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

What's scarier: Danger Mouse winning or Dawn starting her own Tumblr account?

Honestly? Dawn starting a tumblr account. She’s way too young to be on tumblr of all things.

[dawncrumhorn]

hi daddy it’s me ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨🌸🌸🌸

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

DAWN WHY ARE YOU ON TUMBLR?!

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What's scarier: Danger Mouse winning or Dawn starting her own Tumblr account?

Honestly? Dawn starting a tumblr account. She’s way too young to be on tumblr of all things.

[askaugustuspcrumhorn]

Is this the situation you want Danger Mouse to end up in 🙏🥀😭

Yes.

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Have you been looking around for that special someone, and if so, what’s your type?

💓❤️‍🔥💗

I don’t have a type. Men are just hot- okay?