Spamton’s Landlord

I’m not Spamton I just run a cardboard apartment for rodents

[spamtons-been-evicted]

I just realised randomly that Sam and Max are canonically married but not romantically

As the creator said ‘they’re like Butch and Sundance’ (I don’t know these characters but I’m pretty sure they’re investigators like Sam and Max)

And I do like the concept of them being crazy gay lovers but I just realised, technically, canonically they are platonically married in a way. They’re in a queer platonic relationship basically right???

Am I wrong??? I should be sleeping right now

Edit: I’m awake now and wanted to be clear I’m not complaining at all I’m just happy for the qpr rep and mad that I did not notice this in the first place

[spamtons-been-evicted]

I just watched Interstellar with my dad because I just heard of it and my dad had never seen it

Did not expect it to be so fucking incredible and also remind me of 2001: A Space Odyssey bro I wasn’t ready holy shit

[parkchanwoohoo]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[fluff-a-fluffs]

Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration

[questions-within-questions]

The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror. 

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

Chill it’s a pole

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

you missed the tree entirely didnt you buddy

[squareenix-official-deactivated]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[spmtnlove]

[spamtons-been-evicted]

Going to the cinema tonight and I just realised I don’t know where my caine plushie is because im moving and hes been packed somewhere fuck

[spamtons-been-evicted]

My Caine plushie right now

[spamtons-been-evicted]

Now that the finale released I need to go on about how I unintentionally predicted Caine in the void just before seeing the finale wtf

[spamtons-been-evicted]

As someone who has owned Nintendo consoles their entire life I was not ready for what I was about to learn once I got a steam deck.

The Buttons. Are. Switched.

It’s the same with xbox controllers too and apparently this is a standard???

It’s so built into my brain that down is B and right is A and it’s hard to cope

I have to live with this now

[reallyveryfishy]

book Rocky is so hilarious because he is 100% done with grace’s shit all the time and yet he loves him so much

Like Rocky going “we’re always going to use earth units. Because your STUPID little brain can’t convert quick enough. So I taught myself the conversions in one minute just out of convenience. Because I love talking to you. Stupid.”

[loveridden1999]

when england lose, women bruise

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJul 21

[professionalapathetic]

We did it, gang!

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

[1300marshall]

so hiccups are a human thing right?

[bleekay]

[humiliationvictim]

I don’t like being humiliated

[keepsdrifting]

Megamind is so funny to me. Several things are easily and beautifully established in the first few scenes of the movie.

Probably the worst crime that Megamind can actually be persecuted for is kidnapping. Some destruction of property. Otherwise, absolutely nobody is actually scared of him. There's no evacuation when he "takes over" (unlike later when Tighten takes over and there's a mass-exodus.)

He has some form of probably legitimate income since he purchases and ships all of his "evil lair" accessories from an outlet store, of all things, in Romania.

He has fans. (Fucking Bernard)

He probably hasn't killed anybody ever. (He told Roxanne to evacuate the Metro Man museum "we're having the walls and ceiling removed")

He purposely mispronounces things. (Says spider correctly initially, and then "corrects" himself.)

He unintentionally mispronounces things. ("Ollo?")

He doesn't know what windows are???? Has to be explained to him, despite his lair having them???? And the jail he was raised in has windows???? And the school he went to had windows????

His alligators (from the alligator pit) are very obviously well-loved and cared for. They have a disco ball, their own room, and piles of toys. They looked like they were having a great time, actually.

[homkamiro]

In another universe?